The miracle of Modern Science (Chief learn this stuff in Indian School) now allows all posters to learn gayness amount and sensitive-spot lick amount from possible post response PRIOR to make post!
Science is great! Almost as good as firewater!
Chief includes some sample examples below. Sadly, Chief's science reveals almost any response has potential for 'Sensitive-spot licking' plus heap gay possibilities.
You decide.
A) Pic of dead animal--does not stir meter.
1) Response prasing O.P. endeavor--you gay, you lick moist spot on O.P.;
2) Response critical of O.P.--you gay too, should join PETA then find moist spot and lick.
B) Pic of dog--does not stir meter.
1) Response praising dog--you gay, lick sensitive spot on O.P. genital area;
2) Response critical of dog--heap gay, don't like dogs, then lick too.
C) Pic of self--does not stir meter.
1) Response praising pic--you gay, lick O.P. in erogenous area;
2) Response critical of pic--heap gay! You playing hard-to-get!
D) Pic of weapon--does not stir meter.
1) Response praising pic--you gay, licking O.P.'s Fun Zone.
2) Response critical of pic--heap gay, don't like weapons, still lick tingle spot on O.P.
E) Pic of free cigars--does not stir meter (O.P. smart! Likes free cigars!)
1) Response praising pic--You gay, lick O.P., but heap smart, like free cigars too!
2) Response critical of pic--Not like free cigars, that just dumb. Heap gay too for hanging out on Big Lick Forum, so you lick by association. Stupid and lick, too.
Once again, Indian Science proves that it not matter what you do--you LICK!
Only exceptions seem to be:
A1) Pic of self in exotic/foreign land with bikini-clad squaw--
A2) Pic of overflowing humidore--
A3) Pic of firewater--
These only stir Envy Meter which is still experimental...
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