But you can't be both.

The weird thing is yes I can and yes I am.

I think I may have the answer for a better question. Who am I?

Squirrel painter?

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000081096 

Might be he is a big dude..

He is big. And apparently dead on with a paintball gun. Only 3 squirrels escaped to tell the tail (pun intended, weak as it is).

SO, what is the Cuz/Squirrel count at now?

I bet a guy like that would have painted a whole sh*t pot of them by now.

The toolery continues unabated.

ROFLMAO @ Cuz!

You know, I bet you're right. (about a guy like that)

Beyder?

Beyder would not be caught dead in the Geo think about it..

I drive a pickup with (decorative) beer bottles on the hood but only for ceremonial events

GEO FTW!

I drive a 19?? or 20?? John Deere Gator that I pieced together, it goes a whopping 12-15 MPH. It gets me around.

... at least he can reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel (sans the booster seat) while driving the Geo ...

Actually I still can't see the road that's why I toss fifties out along the way to pay for any damage I may cause.

I don't toss my 40s until they are empty

there's no recycling thing in Oklahoma... I toss all my cans & bottles...

20. Author: Cousin_Eddie Date: 06/26/2009 09:55 AM Reply
Because I’m a shallow basta*d that’s better then most.
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"... better THAN most." is what you mean hotshot. Please use proper grammar while being better. It helps to add credibility to your post...

Like I said before that's for chumps..

Huh? What's for chumps?

Proper grammar or credibility?