On behalf of all of us at C-bid I promise we will never for get your C-bid matches ever again!!!!!

Hey Mr. Clowney man stick this..., er, Put that in your..., ummm, McSize that, you bi..., gulp, You ratfink clown you..., ah jeez, Take your clowney shoes off and bend..., no that stinks too, This cork gun has your ....,awww forget it.

When do we get the glass ashtray, Dave?
I think we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

What do you MEAN you don't have any cigars?!

Still lovin' it?!!

"YOU BETTER WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I PAINT IT TO THE BACK OF YOUR NECK!!!!!!!!!!"

This is what McDonalds gets for outsourcing the Hamburglers position.

"trick or treat!"

Me love you long time, I've got special wonton for you.

Listen buddy !!! I got screwed looking for THAT POLAND SPRINGS last year in that hick town !!!! Now tell me again..."WHICH WAY IS IT TO THE C-BID WAREHOUSE" ?!?!?

no really, how much longer till I get my prize...

Give me an ashtray or this Bozo gets it !

Slimboli straightens Ronald out for asking "Do you want fries with that?" again........

Do you love me?

SO you think you have real McNuggets. Are you feeling lucky punk. Go ahead and make my day.

SO you think you have real McNuggets. Are you feeling lucky punk. Go ahead and make my day, or my Big Mac, or whatever.

Protein diet maina strikes the USA Hard, The ADKINS Bandit strikes again...

"WHAT THE F**K Are you smiling about.. HUH. I said "KEEP THE BREAD, NOT PUT ALL THE DOUBLE QUARTER PATTIES IN THE BAG BI**H, DO IT, NOW IF YU WANT TO LIVE"

Protein diet manaa strikes the USA Hard, The ADKINS Bandit strikes again...

"WHAT THE F**K Are you smiling about.. HUH. I said "KEEP THE BREAD, NOW PUT ALL THE DOUBLE QUARTER PATTIES IN THE BAG BI**H, DO IT, NOW IF YU WANT TO LIVE"

If I read many more of these I'm gonna get myself a gun & shoot a clown.

The cause of yellow rain

Pop goes McDonald

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