I have come to bargain for the release of one victor808, currently being held unjustly by your government. According to reports, he has been held in your dungeon for over 1 year now alongside some crippled black midget in a gimp suit named CROS.... but I digress....

I've come at the request of my government to let you know we cannot sit idly by while this innocent man is kept chained up. The reports of his crimes are patently false and trumped up.

anyway, dearest leader Sven. I must insist upon victor808's release.

Now, how about that photo-op?

O.....m......g....


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is funny! LMAO

well done!

I wonder if Steve has any female interns.

I certainly hope he does. Those two lovely ladies I met earlier this week were very nice, but lets just say I didn't get to use the dry-cleaner's I had specially installed on that plane.

Be carefoul Steve-O, the next thing The Slickster will be graveling for is free cigars.

DD™

#6 Close, but no cigar.

precisely.

I think you need to bring a wheelbarrow load of kimchee, plus some empty nuclear warheads (strictly for decoration, mind you). Then, when Dear Leader launches some rockets that sputter about 12 feet into the air, land clanking on the streets of Bethlehem, and everyone around jumps up onto curbs to avoid getting hit, you have to pretend to continue to watch their flight as if the rockets were soaring to the heavens, commenting on how magnificent and graceful they are.

Doesn't hurt to have a hostage who is related to an E list celeb back home, either.

did cros REALLY get banned? i missed why.

Brian, I heard it was for hanging out with Victor.

Poor CROS. It's a shame really.

ya... poor CROS...

I thought he popped up and made an appearance?

CROS can't pop up anymore... wheelchair and stuff..

"Stand up CROS, let 'em see ya....OMG, what I'm I talking about?"

^ that's just cruel.... poor CROS...

SteveR..I gotta good feeling about this new Clinton feller. How's about we let him hang around for a while?

^ would you do a trade with him..??