... I was getting the car washed today ... there was this short, pudgy, balding older gentleman, very kind eyes, only a few teeth left and looked like he was homeless... he wanted to wash my truck for me so I wouldn't have to ruin my cigar - and of course he wanted the quarters for the machine as well ...

... anyhows ... I gave him the quarters along with $10, a 1 ltr bottle of cold water, a soda, and bag of beef jerky...

... anyway, I saw him and thought I'd say hello ...

did he talk about boobs?

... ^ ... umm... geesh ... chit ... I gave $10 to the wrong guy ...

that was me Jimmy, thanks by the way...

^ ... no problem ... how was that jerky?? It had been in the truck since last deer season...

Yo Jimmy:

When he was washing your car, did he piss n moan how it was a shame George Bush wasn't impeached and how he voted for obama because of his skin color?

JonR

Jimmy..

what a kind Gesture on your part.

Now,,

Did your wife actually let you leave the house with $10?

I think not.

Also,

I believe you and I are about the same age and I have all my teeth.

3rd.

Always ask a Homeless person about Boobs.They like that sort of thing.

Lastly,

eat me...

lol wheel,,,

Re: #6...

... I really didn't listen to much of what he had to say, it was too amusing watching him adjust his knee pads and keep ducking under the truck ...

Re: #7

A. I took out $20 (cash back) when I bought the soda at WalMart.

B. But mine are all original.

C. I'll do that next time, but it was more fun to talk about steak dinners, air conditioning, and hot showers.

D. Maybe, if you'll give me a used car and buy me a set of implants ... 🙂

Get your own Implants..

I recently paid for a pair for a family member...

wheel,,

... this thread is now worthless without pics ...

Use your imagination..

lol

wheel,

^ ... but I could do so much with a picture ...

... geesh ... some people are just greedy ... some things are meant to be shared !!!

call CE,,,,

lol

wheel,

^ ... I know, I know ... he's got the biggest and newest boobs on the market ...

... from what I hear ... he walked into a Doctors office, wrote down his $200 offer for implants and the rest of the story tells itself ... LOL

Re: #13 ...

... when are you two doing that man-weekend anyway???

^uh,,

Probably when you and he herf.

lol wheel,

^ ... umm... I wasn't asking for a 3sum you **** ... but if you insist, I'm sure we could tie you up, gag you and take pictures for use later on here on the boards ...

^ What ??

I thought we'd watch Football have a few beers and enjoy a cigar.

wow,,

I feel dirty now..

wheel,,

OH ... that kind of herf ... my bad ...

... well, we know from CE's posts that his wife likes to dance around ... so do I have to ask what the half-time entertainment will be?

... I'll just write down what I want on a business card and leave it on the coffee table ...

^ Ouch !!

lol wheel,,