1. I had a delicious ham and cheese omelet for breakfast.

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3. I bet it would be sorta cool to conduct crash tests for the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety. (Unless there's a lot of paperwork.)

ScottHar

1. hungry

2. I hate safety meetings.

3. I love my puupy-dog...

1. even though i eat a lot of fiber, i still see jabba the hutt

2. i like boobs

3. it is a good practice to wipe out your hard drive and reinstall all software once a year.

nine

1. I'm sore from working out.

2. To prevent soreness, don't work out.

3. Teh broadz haz minotaurz.

1. I run 3 miles every morning.

2. Running 3 miles every morning tires me out by Friday.

3. I love my weekends off!!!!!!!!

1. Let a couple cars get in between you and that garbage/dump truck.

2. If she says she's 29, she's damn near 40.

3.Make sure your shoes are tied before you go into the mens room.

1: Guys are here installing windows at my house and I just made them some coffee.

2: I want to take a nap.

3: Instead I posted this.

1. I am at work and don't want to be.

2. I am hungry but am going to Weight Watchers to weigh in so I don't want to eat until after.

3. I want someone to put an offer on our house. I am tired of having it for sale.

1. Most people are only one event away from snapping.

2. I'm not sure how many "events" I have left.

3. ?

1. Birds $hit on my truck

2. Does this look infected to you?

3. "You see Warriors??!!! thats what you get when you mess with the Orphans!!!

1. My pen died as soon as I got to work.

2. I bought 4 refills for my pen as soon as I got off work.

3. A nap sounds about right...

1. Okay, seriously: I just opened a package delivered to my office that contained five doll heads. Like, broken action figures or something. WTF? (Is this the first scene in a creepy horror movie I'm about to be a part of?)

2. Still haven't had lunch; should have had TWO ham and cheese omelets for breakfast...

3. If I ever become a cryptozoologist, my top priority would be to find Bigfoot. And then maybe get him some therapy, 'cause I bet he's sorta messed up.

ScottHar

1. wow, never thought of Bogfoot being messed up, prolly needs baptised and stuff..

2. Did Mr & Mrs Bigfoot get married or are they living in sin..??

3. Does Mrs. Bigfoot ever say 'no'..??

#12

1. Tamika has your address.

2. MAKE time for lunch.

3. There is no such thing as bigfoot.

1. cleaned my desk....

2. everyone is telling me to go to doctor...shaddup

3. I want to eat a HUGE green salad NOW

^

1. Do to a doctor

2. I hate medical doctors

3. I want a goat

1. USM Eagle told me to do a doctor

2. I may like a new doctor...

3. I still want a salad

1) Posted annoying things on Cigarbid.

2) Going home now to pack for my golf trip.

3) Still upset that I'm not going to be able to herf with T-bone.

CRAP!!!

1. My company's senior execs (four people) just opened up and drank a bottle 17 y.o. Macallan Scotch (hopefully, it's the only 17 year old in the office!).

2. I'm looking out my windows (14th floor) and visibility is almost nothing (not because of the scotch -- from the fog).

3. Ima need some breath mints before I get home and kiss MrsHar hello after a long day of "work."

ScottHar

1. Everyone should own an iPhone. Serenity now.

2. I want to herf tonight at local B&M

3. Everyone that wears glasses should check out zennioptical.com .