2. I don't like the energy efficient lightbulbs.

3. I just finished masturbating.

2. Good booze

3. Good friends.

Charlie

I've got a head-cold.

I'm going to a Burlesque / Rockabilly Show tonight . . .

T.M.I.

I...SQUIRREL!!!...

No Wait ... One . . .

um ... ?

2-Bought my wife a Pointsettia.

3-She bet me I couldn't eat the leaves on it.

I can EASILY win this bet.

Don't Do It ! ! !

2 Have to work tomorrow...yuck

3 have to work tomorrow...OT = more cigars & scotch

2-Slightly dizzy

3-Need to lay down for a bit

2. Friends

3. God is good to me

2- Two 9-year-olds do not make one 18-year-old.

3- My first big (150) humidor just arrived!

Get a Life !

Send Me your money !

2. It is a frozen wasteland outside now.

3. Global warming is a joke (see item 2).

-JT

2. The Flesh

3. And the Devil.

2. Some people eat until they are stuffed.

3. I eat until I am tired.

Won't leave the house today if I can help it.

Am currently listening to Simon and Garfunkel Collected Works. Bought the 3 disc box set at a pawn shop for 2.00. Unfortunately, it is missing disc 3.

J

I would like to spend Christmas in Munich.

I just ate sausage.