Cable company sent a technician to our house today. We got brand new remotes for all the TVs in the house!

My wife doesn't understand the importance of this to me. So, I told her: "Listen _itch, if you don't appreciate it, then don't touch it!"

She said: "That's not the only thing I won't be touching and locked the bedroom door on me.

Looks like I am sleeping on the couch tonight. Can't figure out why...

I take it that these were not the remotes you got:

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-images/remote_03.jpg 

rfenst - I guess you don't have to worry about showering after you smoke tonight. LOL

I just changed TV companies, and got new remotes. I needed a new one, but the buttons on the new one aren't in the same place as the old ones. I actually have to look at the remote to find what I'm looking for. I hate that.

LMFAO.

You think I could tell her to get out of her pajamas and go to Wall-Mart and buy me one of those out of her pocket money?

How can I get her to stop whining? There is no button for that? (Look at the typo on one of the buttons.)

4. Author: duwan

I fell your pain! Mine (my wife actually thinks it's ours!) has a couple buttons in different places.

But it is a little bigger than the last one- which will make it more difficult for her to make the bed over it "by accident"...

Amazon baby!

http://momgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/control_a_woman_remote.jpg 

http://www.amazon.com/Control-a-Woman-Remote/dp/B0015S1AHI/ref=sr_1_30?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1251740759&sr=8-30 

I showed it to her and she told me I was definitely not getting any tonight. For sure.

You know what that means, right?

^

That you'll be practicing "the stranger"?

TEN!

LOL.

Nice remote TG!!!!

I've always wanted to find a way to stop her "winging"!