If you're going to tell a group of guys that you enjoy "chocolate covered peanuts", really make sure you enunciate that last word -- especially the "t" in it.

Scotthar

I think this may be something for ALL of us to remember

And...

Don't tug on Superman's cape!

Ah... here's a gem; do unto others before those bastids do unto you.

...you are likely to meet most of them again on your way back down.

"Does this dress make me look fat"

Lie to her..

wheel,

-Me-