#18 Rebuttal case.
1. I guess we just have your word on that, don't we? You worked today, correct? And who drove you to work? OK, so you drove yourself, you're capable of driving a car. Can we agree that is a more complex task than a simple shipping label? Good.
And you have a job, so I'm assuming you have enough job skills to earn an income? So, despite your professed inability to figure out a simple shipping label, you earn an income. That means either you run a business or were able to convince someone you had enough skills that it was worth paying you for those skills, am I correct?
Alright, and obviously you know how to use a computer. Are you using a Windows system-based computer? Alright, and can we agree that Windows sucks in a number of ways and isn't really intuitive? No?
Can you tell me what this message says, the photograph of the so-called "blue screen of death"? In other words, we know Windows has crashed in this picture, can we agree this message is jibberish? Well, can you tell us what the message means as to why Windows crashed? Didn't think so.
OK, so we know that you have job skills, can operate a vehicle and either started and/or run your own business or have marketable job skills that earn you money. Good. Still trying to make this jury believe you cannot figure out a simple shipping label? BTW, safe to assume you at least know how a scale works?
Good. OK,
#2 Just one question: have you ever mailed anything from your office? Thought so. Actually, I have a follow up question or two...how far is the nearest post office from your place of work? Uh-huh...is your car capable of being driven that far? Thought so.
#3. So, you admit that you have had, in your possession, at least one of the same cigars that were sent to lluvia? And that this was close in time to the time these cigars were mailed to this lluvia person?
Mrs. Beez, we'll agree you're stingy. Stingy with THE TRUTH! [pounds table, pivots away, and with back to the judge and a triumphant thrust of the right hand into the air says:]
No further questions, your honor!
