justforfun
24 years ago
Does anyone have any suggestions how to improve cigar breath. My wife keeps turning green evertime I get near her after I've enjoyed one. If I don't figure something out soon (besides carrying a bottle of Scope in my back pocket or convincing her to start smoking them) she's going to keel over soon.
mcgarret 2671
24 years ago
Try these... "altoids" curiously strong peppermint or
spearmint mints found in most grocery stores or drug stores.. Reminds me of the Jethro Tull song
Locomitive Breath!
BMW
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24 years ago
I don't know, I think that my wife looks good in green.LOL Barry
JonR
24 years ago
Can't think of the name of the product but it's made by listerene and sells in drugstores. It's container is a little larger than a quarter and has 25 waffer thin pieces inside, you place one waffer on your tongue and it give you minty breath for a few hours. It was advertised on tv just recently but can't think of the name.
justforfun
24 years ago
I'll ask my pharmacist. I've heard he's clairvoyant? Kidding aside, let me know if you recall the name. Otherwise, I may have to learn CPR -- my wife is starting to tilt to the left. Thanks.
jjohnson28
24 years ago
Massive amounts of Garlic and or Bourbon. My SO rarely if ever,complains of cigar breath anymore. 😉
justforfun
24 years ago
I'll try plying the wife, especially with the Bourbon. Hopefully, it'll take the tilt out of her stance and take the green out of her complexion (who knows, may get some other perks). Unlike Barry's wife, green doesn't suit her well.
BMW
  • BMW
  • Herf-A-Holic
24 years ago
Green should be good at least untill St. Pat. Day LOL Barry
santacore
24 years ago
the little breath fresheners are "listerine-pocket pacs". they are thin little wafers that melt instantly in your mouth. haven't tried them after a stogie though. the other alternate to pacify the wife is offer sex. it might not be as good as the stogie but like the stogie it will put a smile on your face and have a creamy finish.... sorry...
Todog
24 years ago
snowwolf777
24 years ago
Those Listerine things do work. As a bonus, they'll also clean out your sinuses. Kind of the same way mustard gas does.
BigTony
24 years ago
I have to agree w/ the Listerene "melt aay" thingies..... they work great!
donutboy2000
24 years ago
Get the wife to take a few puffs and the two of you will smell the same.
plabonte
24 years ago
Brush your teeth.
delarob
24 years ago
Eskimo kiss.
Charlie
24 years ago
Cinamon Altoids, about 7 or 8 of them and they will clear the sinuses also! A Habenero pepper will also clear the sinuses and the teeth and the mouth and you will not care what she thinks for about 2 or 3 hours! Charlie
24 years ago
So far, using product from my dentist office has proven the most beneficial, and really works.

Do a web search for Dental aid/products, but, I will include a URL that has product that I use...
http://www.dental-mart.com/rowphar.html 
jimmy@ctconnect.com
24 years ago
Try coating the inside of your mouth with vaseline prior to smoking your next cigar (it could help absorb some of the tar & smoke odor). When your done, take a tongue scraper and remove as much of the vaseline as you can manually. Then - take boiling water and rinse vigorously for at least 30 seconds (spit this concoction out as the water may not taste the best). Now - you have to mix 4 tablespoons of cinnamon with 1/4 pound of parsley add chili pepper to taste - chew thoroughly before swallowing and then finish up with brushing your teeth in the regular fashion followed with gargling with mouthwash. MAKE SURE YOU ARE VERY DRAMATIC about this whole process and ensure your wife sees you doing this "for her" .... you may want to even fake a few tears during the routine if she happens to be watching. (off the record - you'll still have cigar breath, but your wife will really feel guilty about complaining about it any more in the near future .... works for about a minumum of three to six months on average in an independent double-blind study). Good luck!
jimmy@ctconnect.com
24 years ago
OOPS - almost forgot - if nothing else, it will at least prevent you from getting chapped lips from kissing her *ss all the time to let you have a cigar ...
bud451
24 years ago
Kiss the other lips...no complains yet 😉
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