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Thanks!! If I can stop laughing I will attempt all. Maybe even try the habenero. that will clear me out all the way down I am sure. Whew!! the things we do to please the opposite sex LOL.

Smoke better cigars! I have found that most of the higher end cigars do not leave a strong lingering aftertaste. Smoked a perfect Bucanero the other day, after a couple hours I could not tell I had smoked one. Man! It was fine. Barry, I remember that bikini pic of your wife. I think it was green....I know she looked good!

I found that with a steady diet of beans, cabbage, and asparagus that last thing your wife will be complainging about is the smell of your breath.

Don't forget the sliders, aka White Castles. Add them to chili, and as much ruffage as possible and your wife won't complain about your cigar breath at all!! 🙂

Try this.

Eat an apple. I find that the apple will take away most if not all of the taste. Also Altoids work.

PadronMan

hoagie55,

Man, you are right about the castles... Eatin' them at 3 am, after drinking is a death wish for the next day!!!

Low

Oh, sorry.... Eclipse gum is pretty good...

Lets think outside the box for a moment. The problem isn't the breath, it isn't bothering you is it? The problem is your wife's nose. Just put a clothes pin on it.

Eclipse gum or those Listerine tongue burners work fine, at least according to Mrs. Snowwolf's sensitive smeller.

Maybe the County Morgue will give you a jar of that stuff they spread under their noses for the wife...

Just tell her it's an anti-wrinkling cream!

You've all got it wrong!!!!

Jim, What are you thinking! Get rid of the Wife! Get her to Smoke with you, or Find a Wife that can take Cigar Breath! But by all means don't sacrofice that wonderful after taste!

No, You've really all got it wrong!!!!

After a stick, a tall, neat, 12 year old Dewars, you won't taste a thing... and if you did, after the Dewars, you wouldn't care!

BWAAHAHaHaHaaa!

PT 🙂

cbid sells henry clay smokers mints. look for them, they are excellent.

Let's all move to Utah and become one big happy herfin' family...wait, just how many of you are there???

You guys are just TOO TOO funny 🙂

Wife, what wife?

Just enjoyed an Excalibur Maduro and headin out to the back yard with a glass of Scotch and a Bucanero Full Sail. Ahhh, life is good. Really, really good. Wish yall were here to enjoy the pre-dinner evening smoke 🙂

I found a store that sells sen sen mints. Geez I haven't seen those things since my dad was around. They were advertised as smokers mints popular in the 60's and 70's.

I bought a couple packs for nostalgia's sake. I think Rick, SteveS and a few other of our well kept members might remember using those.

Actually they work pretty well.

What a hilareous thread... Cabbage and beans...Garlic??? I like the one about moving in with E-chick and sharing my opuses with her.... Really I just time my cigar smoking as a late night activity after the kids and the bride are off to dreamland... Cup of decaf with the stick and a few nuts after the smoke and I'm ok... by morning time there is no problems. But during the day... the Listerine wafer is ok... Remember its not just the smoke on your breath..., Wash your hands and face too, if you have to face others

Usually, prior to going outside for a smoke, I shout out "SHUTUP BIOTCH!" I don't have to deal with talking, or kissing, or getting near till the next day. Look at all the money I save on not having to be listerine pocket patches!

get/keep her drunk!!