If you drive your car at the speed of light and then turn on your headlights, would they work?

Steven Wright copyrite infringment.

^yes.....light energy is cumulative. They would be ON.....but the color of them (visually) could be any number of hues.....dependent on the wavelength of the light and the mass of your car.

2: He is great.

3: I'll need to see the math.

(3.5G + V/2)/4(H2O)3 + 3(360o) = M

Martini: 3.5 shots of gin and half a shot of vermouth over 4 parts H2O3 (water cubed = ice), finished off with three stirs (the 3×360°).

6: Make me one?

Fuzz, an object that has any mass cannot reach the speed of light. It would be hard to show the math on this board, but basically as an object approaches the speed of light, its mass dimishes exponentially. Therefore a car going at the speed of light would disintegrate, along with its headlights. So, the headlights could not possibly be on.

^WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I went the speed of light just last night in my Jeep.

9: Dude, multi-phasic shielding. Duh!

Plus, I've had a naked woman running away from me at the speed of light and her headlights were DEFINITELY on, so...

What was the question again?

ScottHar

If she was running away from you, then I'd guess her headlights were definitely OFF!! LOL!!

WT is the alcohol equivalent of thundergerbil.

You would be crying anyway so who cares

Science?!?! [gonzo]

In CBID? 😰

Will wonders never cease? 🤔

Snickerdoodles.

Not a good question.

It was plagiarism done poorly of the great Stephen Wright.

The Dream Weaver guy..?? 😕

No, the monotone talker with a completely different way of making you laugh.