Sad, Sad, little man. No one is jumping on the jealous wagon. Don't you see?

What is there to be jealous about? It ain't about the ride you "look at me" weirdo.

18^ yeah, a piece of wood strapped to your leg that you got out of the river.

and you prolly give her 500 bucks each time she has to put up with you between her legs!

You got that right, it's a thick piece solid wood and it's made many ladies speechless.

Based on that picture, you haven't SEEN what is probably not swinging between your legs, in many moons......unless you were standing on a mirror.

CE, self flattery is so unbecoming. If your bride has any class at all, I bet she don't put up with that **** when you are around her!

Holy **** !!?!!

I can't believe what I'm actually reading.

Jesus H. Christ ...

1. Author: Cousin_Eddie Date: 05/18/2010 10:52 AM Reply
To all the haters out there all I can say is this car has great pick-up power!


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Great pickup power huh? Ya must be gay then! hahahahaha

There is not a chick on this board that would complain about going for a ride with Eddie.

Pay attention people. This is not Cousin Eddies corvette. At least not the one he posted and claimed was his. So therefore, this is probably not Cousin Eddie. He is screwing with you guys.

How old is that picture? 15 years? More? lol. Judging by the quality of the photo, I'd say it's a film print that was scanned.

This IS a funny thread.

What can I say, when you're hot you're hot!

Is that Greg Raymer and Norman Chad?

Here is another bit of food for thought, there are three peddles on the floor and I never have to use my feet to brake. THINK ABOUT IT!

Dude, we're mostly dudes here.
Who you trying to impress?

#34 Himself

You seem to hav e a fixation on your ****. I don't think you are boasting on the right forum. 99.9% of the guys here are straight. Get the picture?

Notice, NONE of the women have posted on this thread?

We will screw with you all day dude. Kepp it coming.

is that your wife sitting next to you?

I am adroomi, and I approve of this thread. Great job, Eddie!

You better approve, because this thread kicks ass.

My wife?? No my wife is on the other thread about golfing.