Yes

Rated "Class D" by the U.S. Chess Federation

Control the middle early, get to the end game as quickly as possible.

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No.

I suck. And because I suck at it anyone else who's better than me is gay. I don't mean just gay-gay. I mean floatin around with their pinky out, "WOOOO'ing", appletini-drinkin, got "his and "his" towels G-A-Y.

No, no strategy.

Used to here and there

average to poor (concentration issue)

(also problematic in school ):)

made a beautiful board a short time back

(not sure why) he-he

Yes

Outstanding

Cheat

I'm teaching my eight year old how to play.

Mostly handicap matches (I give up my rooks and queen). But I struggle with how best to teach him the game.

When i was younger Chess was a good way to pick up Chess player groupie Chicks for a non anal good time..