A cowboy sits at the bar.
A woman comes in and sit down next to him.
In time she notices the spurs, chaps, and cowboy hat and asks"Are you a real cowboy"?
The cowboy replies, "well I have been working with cows from horseback all my life. So yes, I guess you can say I'm a real cowboy."
The lady said" I'm a lesbian. I love women. I love having sex with them. I think about it all the time."
Later, after the lady left, a couple of tourist enter the bar. They sit next to the cowboy and ask him"are you a real cowboy?"
He replies, "Well I always considered myself to be a real cowboy. But today I found out I'm really a lesbian" Me too Andy, me too.....LOL