"shoulda been here yesterday dude, the waves were 15 feet tall"
Comment heard whenever I went surfing.
Other related phrases...
"Oh man, I just sold the vette yesterday for less than you offered."
"No, she left about an hour ago. She wanted to see you before moving back east."
"I'm sorry, winning lottery tickets have to be submitted no later than six months after the drawing."
"Oohhh Sorry, we just hired someone this morning...
and now....Et Tu Steve?......