or passing wind

At least he trying....

Thats more then the Democrates did...

Sorry I just couldnt pass that up...

TANK

rick, seek help, you have a big problem

and you are becoming quite the bore

EI

ignore me as i do most of what you post.

If I don't tell you, who will

OH yeah everyone else on the board

Trying too figure out how he can butcher up the english language,once again!!!!?????????????

LMAO,good one Rick. X

EI, I thought it was don't ask don't tell.

wvwa, if you're going to poke fun at somebody for screwing up the english language, you should at least be certain you spelled everything correctly, or at least used the proper variation of each word.

AAAHHHHHH AHH AHHH Okye!!!!!

Maybe hes lookin for 1-of his infamous aids from the ole boyz network,too help him out???? Or his tellin Dickweed Cheney too pull his finger????? Or maybe its Bumsfield?????

LOL @ Tank!!!

Poor GW-Having trouble finding a lil love these dayz!!!!!! "Laura,Laura!!!????"

Rick

So now you want to make fun of someones looks? Hehe, that's a good one! You must not have any mirrors in your house.

Well, ones that arent broken...

TrannyMk

not just any old someone. just the leader of the free world. and it's not his looks, it's the confusion in his vapid eyes.

besides he doesn't even smoke cigars.

So while touring the damage, the President says, "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do ... The good news is — and it's hard for some to see it now — that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch."

Wasn't Trent Lott the guy that was ousted for supporting someone for their racist remarks about the deep south?

Gee, that's just what those folks down there needed to hear Bush say.

Sometimes you almost feel sorry for the guy.

Even Mr. Bill Knew the Levees Wouldn't Hold

President Bush says no one could have anticipated the breach of the levees in New Orleans, but if that's the case, how did Mr. Bill know? The famous clay character from "Saturday Night Live" appeared in an eerily prescient 2004 public service announcement to warn New Orleans residents about the danger of hurricanes.

MR. BILL: Gee, kids, I'm not sure we can do our show today because it looks like Hurricane Sluggo is headed right for us here in America's wetlands.

WALTER WILLIAMS, MR. BILL CREATOR: That's right, Mr. Bill. And since New Orleans is below sea level, if a hurricane hit us directly, it could push the water over the levees and fill it to the top.

BILL: Well then we'd better leave.

WILLIAMS: Well it's too late to evacuate since all the roads are jammed and under water.

BILL: Then where can we go that's safe?

WILLIAMS: Here this should work.

BILL: Gee, I hope it doesn't get much higher.

WILLIAMS: Well, Red, the alligator, doesn't seem too worried.

BILL: Yes, that's because he can swim. You know I don't do that too well.

WILLIAMS: Well in that case, Red says he'll have one of his buddies come and give you a lift.

BILL: That's OK. Maybe you could mind the water wings or something. Oh, get me out of here! No, wait, no, no, ohhh!

WILLIAMS: Let's act now before it's too late.

Yeah he is thinking how easy it was to steal the Presidential elections from gore and kerry.

LMAO

JonR

Ps: Florida and Ohio two of the greatest states in the union.

I'm glad somebody did, but did it have to be him?

17. Author: adroomi Date: 09/06/2005 10:54 PM Reply

Even Mr. Bill Knew the Levees Wouldn't Hold

President Bush says no one could have anticipated the breach of the levees in New Orleans, but if that's the case, how did Mr. Bill know? The famous clay character from "Saturday Night Live" appeared in an eerily prescient 2004 public service announcement to warn New Orleans residents about the danger of hurricanes.

MR. BILL: Gee, kids, I'm not sure we can do our show today because it looks like Hurricane Sluggo is headed right for us here in America's wetlands.

WALTER WILLIAMS, MR. BILL CREATOR: That's right, Mr. Bill. And since New Orleans is below sea level, if a hurricane hit us directly, it could push the water over the levees and fill it to the top.

Looks to me like they knew it "could" not would. But quoting a clay figure and a hand beats most of maven's "sources"!