You knew it was you, didn't ya, Blacky?! LOL!!!

Got your fantastic surprise gift yesterday- including the Opus X... Don't have the words... except to say thank you!!! Never expected it. Especially after what you've been through, bro.

One question, the temp was over 80 yesterday & the package arrive hot. Are the cheese curds safe to eat? If so (at the risk of sounding dumb), do you eat them straight from the bag- or do you prepare 'em a special way? Is diarrhea inevitable?

Ok, ok it sounded dumb. LOL!

PS: You may have started something you can't finish. I had plans for your pinhead anyway! LOL!

If you don't eat'em, I will.

Mmmmmmm....curds with black pepper & tabasco.

Thanks, Andy! LOL!!

Blacky's been doing the rounds. He hit me too. Bad Lance! Back to your room.

As for the curds, they'll be fine. They are curdled milk after all. You can eat them right out of the bag or batter and deep fry them. mmmmm....

As for the getting the runs, just the opposite. If you eat too many in one sitting, you’ll be plugged up like a… an… well, like something that’s really plugged up.

"PS: You may have started something you can't finish. I had plans for your pinhead anyway! LOL!"

blah,blah,blah. LOL

there are more to suffer my wrath. (forgot how much fun this could be).

smoke in good health. give yer boys a hug for me. tell'em blacky says, "keep the faith".

blacky

LOL @ Bucky

Nice hit Blackie!

Bloody, you have never had cheese curds? You are about to experience a Upper Midwestern culinary delight. Go easy though - diarrhea is the last thing you'll be worried about if you eat 'em all at once!
Heather

what ruggysgirl said, unless you are lactose intolerant, in which case you will almost certainly have diarrhea.......and you will also regret the tabasco I mentioned earlier

^LOL!!! (Amazing!)
I AM very lactose intolerant, Any. Eve has the same problem. Glad I asked. Must be a mediterranean thing.

Heather, high fatty foods usually have the opposite effect on me... especially if they have dairy.

Appreciate the curds just the same.



Btw, Blacky, the 10yr- old Punch w/plume WAS delicious and so was the Partagas!!!

Hey, you lactose intolerant Lothario, give this a whirl:
http://www.kirkmanlabs.com/products/enzymes/dairy/dairyzymes843_100.html 
I have heard that they work much better than Lactaid.
Heather

LOL! Thanks, Heather. You're always a sweetheart.




Blacky, the white label Davidoff... fuhgitaboutit!!!!

Is that anything like
"cheese curls" ?
MMMMM, except that orange stuff gets all over ya.

Dave, they are small, golden hunks of cheese.
I sampled one out of the bag but I imagine that they're better battered & fried.

Isn't it like a midwesterner to come up with an artery-clogging treat like that? LOL!

LOL! blood, remember that they're best at room temp. when ya eat em, they squeak on yer teeth, (thats if you had teeth), LOL.

as far as the davidoff, don't say that around delta, he loves em!

Ya bastid!! LOL!

You'll get yours!!

Ok, so the really good cheese is supposed to "squeak between your teeth. Got it.

Good mice squeek when you eat them too.........and they like cheese.

Coincidence???????? I think not.







I gotta get some sleep.

Good point Andy! Oh, I loves to eat them mousies . . .
Heather

curds are the freshest cheese there is. they are what other types of cheese are made from. they are of a different texture than most cheese, more "rubbery"(hense the squeak), if you will. because of the inevidable squeak, the name "squeaky cheese" developed. they never crumble, unless they dry out. mozzerella, the type on most pizza, is a close cousin, and similar in texture. "string" cheese is mozzerella cheese, if you ever had that, and can also squeak.

so much for "cheese 101"! next time we'll cover beer!LOL!

blacky