Washington state has more glaciers than the other 47 contiguous states combined.

So would that be one or two glaciers? 😉

kids are born without knee caps.

My co-worker wreaks of cat piss!

my cat's breath smells like cat food

nagasaki was not the actual bombing site--it was the secondary target.

I have a lovely set of coconuts.

(Bless you Benny Hill)

burgess the actual first bombing site was Sasebo, where I am stationed at now, the reason that we could not bomb here was because of the bad weather thst day

cadbeans

MA2/USN

i know. to further the story, it was cloudy in nagasaki that day, too. they made 2 passes, were about to give up, but on the third, the clouds opened up, they saw the target, and the rest is history.

Cats have double lenses in their eyes allowing them to get a "second look" at a moving target.

Purple's a fruit.

huh???

I can see where this is heading . . .

Having your wife pee into a jar of bleach and observing the color change to determine the sex of your unborn child is 50% accurate.

There are more possible ways to arrange the neuronal synapses in a human brain than there are elementary particles in the known universe.

andy makes me laugh...and dr, if that is YOU and not some random quote you found somewhere, we could be friends.

If there were more elementary particles than that, would our synapses be able to recognize them?

Poop stinks

My boss doesn't think HIS does.

Only if they compose light matter and are closer than 15 billion light years away Andy. There is hope on the horizon however. With the rise of intelligent design theorists in America enterprising priests are sure to develope more effective telescopes, cure cancer, and eliminate poverty using powerful liturgical forces.