Hey, John ... how you doin'? ... I see that like me, you're a maduro lover ... if you've been hangin' around a while, you may already be aware that tradition here requires that new people send each of the others here a "welcome me to the board" cigar ... it's not necessary to send each of us an OpusX, but as you might imagine, we will form our opinions of you based on the cigar you send, so you'll wanna be sure it's a decent cigar ...
Your request that no wise-ass remarks be made could be a toughie ... there's darn few here who're just plain asses ... in fact, I think that pretty much every one of us here is a wise-ass at least part of the time ... so, just roll with the punches.