It would have been better if it was in my post ... 😞

I'm shaking as I write this welcome MAD...cause I'm not sure if FATass is off limits too...and Lord knows I am one. NO, make that a half-assed, smart-ass, wise-ass, mostly dumb-ass, fat-ass! But it sounds like you're JUST an ass!

Welcome anyway...and you guys are changing the subject here...get back on topic.

Who lit the fuse on his tampon ?

Ummmm.... that was meant for madurolover2002 not E-Chick .... I'd never say that to her because I'm afraid of her ....

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

Keith ... I re-read his post, and I think you're right.

It's got to be JoJo ... the style is almost identical.

LMAO at JIMMY and everbody else. I would say something but everything has been pretty much said. Oh ya, welcome Madrover. X

Welcome aboard and dont forget

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All newbies please send Steve a cigar!

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Hehehe ... yours didn't work either.

What sucks is that once I click on it it looks like it works to me. It's sitting there puffing away on my thread. Looks like you found a place on c-bid to get your pic from.

You think this new guy is gonna get mad at our WISE ASS thread jacking?

Isn't Jojo also 36 years old and hasn't he been smoking for 10 years too?...Hmmmm...Makes ya say Hmmm...U also from Long Island Madurosmoker2002?..I love maduros too..That's pretty much all I smoke!

Who's threadjacking? It all has to do with his original thread ... doesn't it?

Well until madurolover2002 apoligizes I will not share my all knowing cigar wisdom with him and he will have to continue to smoke in the dark unknowing AND remain married another forever!!

Aren't we still talking about Madurosmoker2002?...I don't believe we changed the subject

Damn you Cigarsmoke!...You will be hurting us too..Without your infinite wisdom about everything cigars, we will all be in the dark

"I see there are lots of people here and some like to think they are the only one here that smoke cigars and know it all."

You mean some of you other guys smoke cigars? I thought I was the only one that smoked cigars. Im glad we have more things in common than our ability to generate WISE ASS REMARKS.

During of the posting of this message I kept four WISE ASS REMARKS to myself.

i'd welcome madurolover but i'm afraid of getting my face ripped off. if you really like maduros try the dark sharks... exquisite smokes and nothing finer. i'm sure slim or meanie can back me up...

madurolover2002, 10 years huh?....shouldn't your name be madurolover1992? Welcome and pay no attention to Francis and the boys.

You just made the list Bud.

Love Francis

My Moms name is Frances! That is a beautiful name, you WISE ASS REMARKERS !