College football is completely unpredictable.

Which interactive leaning/game video system should I get for my kid for xmas?

Was I suppose to say something on Friday when the dental hygenist cleaning my teeth "tooted"?

Why am I so attracted to girls that wear black chokers and heeled boots?

Unpredictable + good viewing

Forget video games, get them Tonka toys

Toot back next time

Better than being turned on by guys wearing chokers and heeled boots.

video system? don't- get them to go outdoors and mingle with other human beings. breath some fresh air and whatnot-

i woulda at LEAST said whoa! good one!

black chokers and heeled boots, umm...ah...yeah, who cares why, bro. just enjoy...

nine

LOL

You can afford leusire foods.

You can afford a TV.

Advertising works.

All mammals fart.

You're a heterosexual.

I cleaned out my garage last Sunday now I have a place to smoke cigars during the winter months

My tub needs to be recaulked.

I miss being in the military.

If you’re sitting in front of your computer when the three inch long ash suddenly fall off your cigar onto your keyboard I suggest using the vacuum to clean it up. The brush attachment will do a good job getting between the keys.

My chin and face itches because I haven’t shaved all week.

I took my 10 year old daughter to see a movie this afternoon. The most rewarding thing you will ever do in your life is spend time with your kids……

I washed the car, but forgot to vacuum it.

Christmas is fast approaching and I don't have a clue what to get my wife or my son.

Wait... if I put a nice stereo system in my old truck, the boy would be forever grateful... or at least grateful until he buys his own car.

I need to call my mom this week and wish her a happy thanksgiving.

USC should not be having a hard time with Fresno State... they'll probably open it up in the second half, as usual.

Big plastic cups full of whiskey give me heartburn.

I hope I am able to get some fishing in next week when I take the family down to FL..........I'd better pack a couple rods just in case.

My little girl sure is sweet.

I blew my Christmas dough on cigars this year.

Does playing with your kids instead of doing grown up stuff make you weird.

Can you ever spend too much time playing easy play Johnny Cash Songs on the piano and singing along with your kids.

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.

Damn, I gotta cook it too.

Man, gota drive my mom to the store can't watch the game.

What do I feel like smoking today?

What AM I getting my girl for X-mas?

Stephen Jackson hasn't done **** for me today.

I left a lot of points on the bench...

Now open the door & let the orderly in.

It's time for bingo.

Cohiba Robusto for the celebratory smoke.