Nah, Bloody. Sundays are for cutting paper snowlakes and sing along. rick maven is always late.

Am i too far gone to be President,, am i too far gone to be An Nfl star , Am i too far gone too be a Porn Star, By the time i make a million will it be worth anything, Will i live long enough to retire, If i retire how long will i live, Is plastic surgery painful and needed by some one as handsome as me.Am i self Obsessed?

What is it about Fiji water that tastes so good?

Why don't they mass produce the Batman TV series on dvd? If the Dukes of Hazzard sold, the Adam West & Burt Ward Batman episodes would be an all time sales leader.

Why is it that even though I make four times the money I did five years ago, I still have to skimp come the end of the month?

4 pints of beer, a double shot of Makers Mark, good company, and a great band make for a nice evening and never seems to get old

The A's used to play at the Oakland Coliseum. They still play at the same place, but they changed it to Network Associates Coliseum and then Macafee Coliseum

I could really go for a hot dog with sauerkraut, hot mustard, tomatoes, and mayonaisse

Roast Beef flavored Top Ramen is just as good as I remember it, but it doesn't taste anything like Roast Beef

I get the "watchtower" from the Jehovah's Witnesses, and fill out the coupon requesting a personal visit from them . . . . using the name and address of someone I want to get even with . . . .

What makes some people mean all the time?

Good question Moonman.

Why is it that relatives that have never had kids insist on giving my 3 year old a guitar for Xmas?

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all in fun... I do that all the time buy the most loudest toy I can find for the little rug rats, good clean fun...

pablo pablo pablo

When you come up in June, maybe my son will do a concert for you.

very cool

Something tells me that your mid-afternoon naps are a thing of the past.

Better learn the kazoo & accompany him. LOL!

how much?

"Why is it that relatives that have never had kids insist on giving my 3 year old a guitar for Xmas?"

Coulda been worse... it coulda been drums.

gee thanks MACS.

Hey buddy... just tryin' ta put things in perspective for you.

Wait'll the kid gets a driver's license...

Teenagers that drive are the biggest headache any parent has to look forward to! No matter what you buy them, they will wreck it! Count on it!

Charlie

Maybe II should have him drive the guitar he's getting for Xmas.

I've never been in the "felony prone" position.

I have Turkey Gas and am enjoying every moment of it.