The boar ate the cabbage some do say
Things come to pass and some things stay
The cats in the craddle playing with string
Shadow can dance but she sure can't sing

Lol. At least you're 1 for 2 to my 0 for 2.

Sorry doc.... but I am a Poet and I know it

Who are some of your favorite verse meisters then Shad. I don't mean any Woody's-worth frilly collar stuff, but hard pipe-hitting modern existential cosmic joke stuff? Porno themes are encouraged.

porno themes does not a poet make good dr.

and call me Shade not Shad

or Shadow or SD

Her nips were plump and loamy
her lips like rusty wine
her nape was sweet and foamy

... nevermind, you already said you didn't like this sort.

and I don't model myself after the masters.... original writing is style

I tried putting verse to paper for awhile. Let me tell you the pay sucked.

I have poems published doc... you are correct the pay was not worth the time but I love to write...I consider it a hobby

Most excellent. I shared my mental masturbations with local publishers, they returned "keep trying" in the nicest possible way. Congratulations Shade.

Kind of like the ABC's required to be a redneck
A) Readin'
B) Writin'
C) Rithmatic

Doc I am not the sick and childish person that mentally masturbates... LMAO.... that is elp007 a very dear friend of mine who I know personally...one heck of a nice man

There's a sick old man: Runnin a fever: Using his favorite pain reliever. /Sometimes at night : wakes up with a sight; Says he's dreaming he's flying a kite....

That's a GD limerick.

Uhh, no one commented on the poem I posted on okie noodling the other night, which was considerably dissapointing.

Mere words tend to sound loud
Look to the sky and reach for a cloud
The stars are shining so very bright
Touch the moon and look for a light
The full moon is pale in the mid of night
Have the courage of a fledgling and take your first flight

But I'm askeered of heights!! Can't I just drive and meet you there?

The White Knights are marching : To Slay all the Kings : With that Mission accomplished : They have earned Satans wings.

Only if you can read a map
By law you must stop for a nap
Take a break and drink some booze
Rest for a while a have a brief snooze