Last I heard, Texans were Texans - not Southerners. If anything, they're Cowboys or Westerners.
And if I could, I'd be herfin' in Dallas tonight! I loved starting my nights out at either the Outback or Dirty Dicks Last Stand, then I'd walk over to Gators and eventually either end up in Dallas Alley or Deep Ellum.
And the steaks...Mmmm...You folks know how to eat beef. Seafood, eh, but beef!!! Mmmm!!!!