Pooped your pants at work.??

You know ... when those wings and few beers you had the night before didnt quite soilidify quit as much as you thought they did..

Your sitting in your office chair.. go to float an air biscut... and .............OOPS........ THATS NOT GOOD!!

V

Dude, go home. Now.

You gambled and lost!

Now go do what Ryan said!

No, but this does remind me of a story...

I played soccer for Lehigh University. Each pre-season we had to pass a variety of fitness tests, 12 in all. One of them was a 3-mile run, which had to be done in under 18 minutes. One of the upperclassmen crapped his pants during the first mile, finished the run in under 18 and ran straight to locker room. Thankfully, I was in front of him the entire time, but I heard a lot of funny things coming from those that weren't.

That was something I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing...

...and been perfectly happy.

Go change yer drawers... poopy pants.

No, but I did do it on my way to school once. I had a thirty minute commute and was ten minutes from arriving for my eight o' clock class after a rough night of partying and getting up late. It was awful and that was the fastest run back home ever.

why you think the military has drawstrings at the bottom of their BDU's-DDU's for? you ain't got time to stop and crap when da crap hits the fan!!

I ain't modest.. I've had cheeck streeks many times before ;0)

Hog

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao at hog!!!!

i can honestly say this has happened to me. And its not a fun experience!!!

good thing i live close to my office. Boss thought it was kind of funny when i "had to go take care of an emergency at home" and came back with different pants on 🙂 haaaaaa

v

Now afte hearing that...I am going to rethink our Mini Herf when I go to Ohio in Feb....

YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

hey ... crap happens..... what can you do about it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

punn intended 🙂

v

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SteveR's story si something that happens in cross country races occasionally. You can't stop the race to take a crap, so you go for it and hope for the best.

I never did it (self-control baby) but our coach told us it happened to him one time during a race.

Stefan

Actually, I was told that marathon runners go into a state of shock and lose control over bodily functions, which often results in soiling their shorts. The woman who wins the Boston Marathon every year, does it every year.

HUMMMMMMMMM........... I did not say.."crap happens" ..

i think i just got edited..????????????????

i said s*it happens...... LMAO!!!!!!

SORRY.. NOW I AM GOING TO GET A SLAP IN THE BACK OF HEAD...

my first edit in c-bid history!!!!boyyaaaa

v

sorry mr. steve.. feelin a little rotten today lol

v

My friends dad gambled and lost in a pair of white shorts at a High School Football game. We still give him crap.

Hey, I've run 5 marathons and it's never happened to me far as I know!!!

Seriously, it did happen on national television to a well known female about 10-years ago. You could see her (poor thing) trailing about 10 feet of TP as she ran. She kept going but eventually had to quit after about 10 miles due to stomach cramps.

Wags

Hey, we have holes. Sometimes they leak.

That happened to me on Tuesday. I was sick and I just got home from work. I sharted when I farted. I am just grateful I was home when it happened.

ever thought you were creating bubbles in the bathtub when a submarine surfaced?