I'm here! I'm here!

Not for long, but I'm here.

How is Dave doing alone in PA? Is the house in order or are you having one of those wild parties while Lauren is watching Bon Jovi?

By now, the house is filled with smoke and littered with ashes.

And I'm sure he's smoked a cigar or two indoors 😉

Stefan, it was great to meet up with you and Ram again. Nice to see Tom and Randy out on a night other than Sat as well.

Too bad I couldn't stay a little longer.

Dave must be busy smoking cigars in his boxers and buying the adult Pay Per Views. Way to go!

John, it was a pleasure to be in everyone's company once more. We left maybe 15 minutes after you.

Dave, don't go Brokeback on us now!

Stefan

ta da!!!

At long last Splotch is back so you can all start posting now.

What do you mean you weren't all waiting for me?

grin

Good evening all!

See Redleg! Told ya Splotch would come back. Spreading those rumors about him and all.

The rumors weren't true were they Splotch? About the pool of jello and the baseball bat???

LOL!

Stefan, are you sure that cigar you were reviewing had tobacco in it?

And what is the sudden facination with Brokedick Mountain? I'm beginning to feel a little scared about going back to New Hope with you guys!

You're the one always insisting on going back to New Hope. I'm afraid of YOU!

But you're the one insisting on driving backwards!

Duh!!! Because if you drive backwards, the miles on your car goes down. No one will know 10 years from now how many miles my car REALLY has on it.

Oh, I see...Hmmm, so what's the story on the crotchless chaps? Are they to keep the seats on your car from excessive wear and tear?

It's so I can run to the bathroom and confidently shout, "Look MA! No hands!"

This is good, I'm taking notes.

So what ARE your hands doing while you're, ummm, you know?

(Any help here would be welcome - where's Splotch???)

Oh come on Redleg! Everyone knows that the men wear the crotchless pants and shout, "Look MA! No hands!" Then they play Pattycake with the person in the stall to teh left of them.

WTF??? Bomber, what are you & JR talking about !?!? LOL

Hey, thank you all for a wonderful time.

Randy, Thank you for that awesome ' BOMB ' you hit Ram with. Very appreciated my friend. It was a pleasure to meet & herf with you.

Tom, thank you also for your generosity. You & Randy are two fine BOTL.

A special thanks also to our friend ' burgess ' !!

b, Rambo thanks you very much , JR delivered a wonderful surprise, from you. I will enjoy the gifted ISOM's. My heartfelt thanks.

Once again thanks to all.

Rambo............

Hello Dave, having fun.

Hi Splotch.

Bloody, thank you for the video , as Ram is Polish, he fully understands ! ! ROFLMAO ! !

Good one my friend.

Rambo

Ram, I don't know. Me thinks that Cuban Legacy had some wacky tabacky in it LOL

Ram, a big heartfelt thanks to you for all you did today. You are one true friend. Glad you got home okay. There are not enough words to use to thank you for today.

Left speechless...

Ram, I offered to do a seminar on "how to defend your lady's honor." Do you want to be my assistant?

I'll have to teach you to say a few of the native words, but I'm sure you'll do fine.

BTW: A rough translation for the end of the video, when the guy is talking to his bandaged girlfriend - he's telling her to stop her whining and he likens her boo-boos to a bowl of Kasha. He's saying this as he looks at the tiny bandaide on his hand.

When Redleg is in a position to defend his wife, he retreats to New Hope and proceeds to cry to nursery rhymes 😃

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