Best dog rocket descriptive phrase? Let's see, grass clippings, wrapped in an ammonia soaked newspaper, left in the hot sun.........

why not just say "this tastes like an acid"

What deathray meant to say, was "why not just say this tastes like a urninal puck wrapped in grandma's blue hair"

You ACID Haters!

Barely smokable is one of the descriptions they use here.

Watch out for the ones that are "smokable" also.

Newspaperish is one I use and also Hints of coughing. See also, Tamboril.

Also a bud favorite,

Compost

Hints of Meat sounded pretty gross to me!

Charlie

The (fill in make/model here) is a good everyday yard smoke.

When the description says "good everday yard smoke", you can pretty much bet that means they're rolled every day using stuff found in the yard ...

If, on the other hand, that is someone's opinion, well ... that's a horse of 'nuther color as they say ... one man's everyday yard cigar might be another man's favorite smoke ... there's a couple of brands I like a lot that are put down by many as "yard 'gars" ...

You've just gotta trust your own opinions ...

Hype lines such as, "During the boom, this cigar sold for 180 (or whatever number) bucks a box"! "Victim of the sign of the times"! All lines to beware of......biggest beware, "a collaberation between Chuck Norris and Jim Belushi...........!"

Dog rockets can be described in many ways!

Charlie

Charlie,

LMFAO!!!

"Not so much rolled, as pinched"

"nothing that a little Ex-Lax wouldn't cure"

"smoke one and you'll know what the tissue wrapper is for"

"bile vessel"

"Floridian ballot box"

"the torcedor must have read the sports section while creating this"

"obviously a burrito in its' previous life"

See also Bud's creative use of the "T" word...

geniune malaysian seed grown wrappers imbued in vats of rams bladder. Long filler of festering pubic hair with mixed filler of De Gualle's gum disease. The binder, grown on ancient burial grounds of Alabama compost piles, is aged in imported penguin bowels and wrapped on the cigar with all the quality precision of the finest Swiss Craftmanship. Finally the box which is specially commissioned by the Bishop of Wainscutting is hand crafted by prisoners in Mongolia, charged with selling fish at markets that were infected with genital warts, who make the boxes while lying in a bed of their own pus, and the final product is box aged under the armpits of fat circus women.

Damn that last one was gross!

I was just going to say, "Hecho con cajeta". (Made with straw).

I still like "Sold for .....during the boom"! Sure sign of a dog rocket!

Charlie

Aberdeen, that was not the "Best dog rocket description", but the worst! Gross! I like it when you describe others things MUCH better!

Aberdeen, sounds like a good yard smoke to me.

Those poor VD infected fish.....

aber...you forgot to include "hints of toe jam"

lawn sausage
schnauzerwurst
puro de perro
butt robusto
toilet torpedo

Sooooo,,,,,,you got a number to those circus women? Hmmm?