Whomever can guess my measurements (as defined below) will recieve a fiver of premium sticks;

A Fuente Hemingway Classic Maduro

Montecristo #4 - MAR05

A Fuente 8-5-8 Sun Grown

Davidoff Millenium Torpedo

Por Larrannaga Petit Corona 04

All are in inches - I am looking for numerical answers to one decimal place (XX.X) only; smart-ass responses will only be considered if they also include the correct number.

Chest:

Waist:

Overarm:

Hips:

Shirt Size (neck):

Shirt Size (sleeve):

Coat Sleeve Inseam:

Pants Outseam:

Coat Size:

Shoe Size:

I will offer a clue every day or so......FIRST correct (matches my slip right here) post wins.

Chest: 50

Waist: 38

Overarm: 20

Hips: 40 (??? Dude, Hips? What are you doing to us?)

Shirt Size (neck): 18

Shirt Size (sleeve): 30

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 40

Pants Outseam: 32

Coat Size: 44

Shoe Size: 11

Chest: 50.2

Waist: 44.3

Overarm: 36.9

Hips: 42.1

Shirt Size (neck): 28.3

Shirt Size (sleeve): 18.0

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 17.5

Pants Outseam: 38.0

Coat Size: XL

Shoe Size: 12.5 🙂

should have mentioned this.....please limit your guesses to 10 posts per day.

Waist: 42.2

Overarm: 39.1

Hips: 44.1

Shirt Size (neck): 18.5

Shirt Size (sleeve): 33.5

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 31.0

Pants Outseam: 34.0

Coat Size: 40L

Shoe Size: 13

Thanks for the opportunity to through a wild guess out there.

Lemme see heah,

Chest: 52

Waist: 44

Overarm: 17 (no clue wat dat mean)

Hips: 47 (hmmmm, hourglass figue)

Shirt Size (neck): 20

Shirt Size (sleeve): 34

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 16 (no clue agin)

Pants Outseam: 34 (same size as arm- Andy all torso & arms)

Coat Size: 52

Shoe Size: 13

*(Bonus Question): Which way Mr. Andy dress?

Answer: Trick question, Mr. Andy barely stick out!

HAR-HAR-HAR-DE-HAR-HAR!

Waist: 42

Overarm: 39

Hips: 44

Shirt Size (neck): 18.5

Shirt Size (sleeve): 33

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 31

Pants Outseam: 33

Coat Size: 56

Shoe Size: 11.5

Waist: 44

Overarm: 39

Hips: 46

Shirt Size (neck): 18

Shirt Size (sleeve): 40

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 18

Pants Outseam: 30

Coat Size: 48L

Shoe Size: 11

Waist: 45.

Overarm: 36.4

Hips: 44.0

Shirt Size (neck): 28.7

Shirt Size (sleeve): 18.5

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 18.0

Pants Outseam: 31.5

Coat Size: XL

Shoe Size: 11.0

Chest: 48

Waist: 52

Overarm: 26

Hips: 48

Shirt Size (neck): 18.5

Shirt Size (sleeve): 22.0

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 18.5

Pants Outseam: 30

Coat Size: 52

Shoe Size: 10.5

Am I close?

Go to

http://www.mvm.com/en/go_shopping.htm 

Click on the "Lands End- USA" link under men's apparel.

Sign in as

username: cbidder

Password: tuxcontest

this is a reasonable, albeit hilarious, representation of my profile.

this is a tough contest, so I will leave better clues as we move along.

Waist: 44.2

Overarm: 39.2

Hips: 45.2

Shirt Size (neck): 18.5

Shirt Size (sleeve): 33.2

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 32.1

Pants Outseam: 34.5

Coat Size: 48R

Shoe Size: 13

Waist: 42

Overarm: 35

Hips: 46

Shirt Size (neck): 18.5

Shirt Size (sleeve): 35

Coat Sleeve Inseam: 34

Pants Outseam: 34

Coat Size: 48L

Shoe Size: 12