Mr. Andy, you mus be fealin awful proud 'bout now.
What wif peepples gessin youse got a 50" waste n all!
Bye de time dis heah thred am done, yoall be a size 58" chestes, 62" waste, and 66" hipps- jes like a giant bulet.
HAR-HAR-HAR.
(hands on hipps & swivelin neck)