Boy that sure is some big dilemma. Just vote "present" and let someone else decide.
So here is how it really goes down:
Those two choices are perfectly valid but are never even considered. The swingset purchased will come from a company that was taken private by billionaire venture capitalists. The actual list price or manufacture location of the swing is not relevant because it will require custom modifications to make it more "Presidential". Once complete, it will price at $85K, a second one will be ordered for Camp David, a third will be ordered for an undisclosed location in Hawaii, and a fourth will be ordered as a backup that can be kept on an aircraft at Andrews AFB.
During the run-up to the 2008 election, the billionaire venture capitalists hosted multiple $5000 a plate fundraiser dinners for Obama and also personally donated the maximum allowed. They also donated to various pro-Obama PACs for much larger amounts.
When word gets out about how great the swingsets are, the venture capitalists will take the company public and sell stock and turn a 100% profit, or $865 million US dollars.
Now the real dilemma is how to look Rickamaven in the eye via teleprompter and tell him that GITMO is still open, the wars are still going on, and the rich just got massive tax cuts. (I'm just kidding.....that is easy stuff to pull off!)
The real dilemma is creme broule or ice cream for dessert!
Fricking peasants.
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