Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet, please give us more debt.

HockeyDad wrote:

Snowwolf......you forgot golf.

ZRX1200 wrote:

....

And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.🍺

DrMaddVibe wrote:

I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him one, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."

HockeyDad wrote:

King Lefty and his henchmen are too busy running down the evil oil companies to concern themselves with GE.

If Bush would have put the CEO of BP on his staff as his energy policy "czar" (I guess we've quietly disposed of that term since it hits a little too close to their agenda), the howling from left would have been legendary.

All I know is we gotta hurry up and make the decision to drive this country deeper into debt because the next 18 months will be fully involved with:

1. Fund raising
2. Building a new class of voters with the Dream Act
3. Fund raising
4. Figuring out how to blame Bush for everything that's happend the past 4 years
5. Fund raising
6. Keeping Michelle away from more Fat Burger photo ops until after the election
7. Fund raising
8. Reminding folks "I got Bin Laden"
9. Fund raising
10. Trying to spin continued job loss, record unemployment and record debt into a quilt of "Hope and Change"


... and did I mention fund raising?

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i think you forgot fundraising...

snowwolf777 wrote:

Oh no! Flouride in the water all over again!

FuzzNJ wrote:

Obama's goin after them Republicans like a spider monkey...

daveincincy wrote:

... When President Obama announced his decision to appoint Immelt to the unpaid advisory role on job creation in January, some critics wondered whether the move was appropriate. [/b][/size]😕 😕 🤨 😮

bloody spaniard wrote: