DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

"Surgeon general, I believe I know why this is happening. I have found a direct correlation between the anger, and T.M.I. [goes to a whiteboard and beings writing out the equation: Anger=(L×W)/(M^2-∠)+YAW ] Anger equals length times width over mass squared minus angle of the shaft plus yaw. [finishes and looks at the surgeon general] Look, we all get angry, but when someone is consistently angry or always finding new reasons to be angry, it means they have a very very very very small d*ck."

FuzzNJ wrote:




Well, your self-examination and thesis is well thought out and reasoned but only you know that for sure or not.
HockeyDad
14 years ago
At quick glance it appears that the formula is missing the "Couch Modifier".

I will apply for a Federal grant to research it further.
FuzzNJ
14 years ago

Well, your self-examination and thesis is well thought out and reasoned but only you know that for sure or not.

DrMaddVibe wrote:



Another 'I know you are, but what am I?' response? Sad.
HockeyDad
14 years ago

Another 'I know you are, but what am I?' response? Sad.

FuzzNJ wrote:





Actually there was no "what am I" component. You have overstated once again.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

Actually there was no "what am I" component. You have overstated once again.

HockeyDad wrote:




verr,very,very,very,very understated!!![frypan]
yardobeef
14 years ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
borndead1
14 years ago

Ahem...the premise was that I would vote for a D over a R not who introduced legislation.

Nice try to deflect though.

DrMaddVibe wrote:




So...are you saying that you DO put party over principle?
yardobeef
14 years ago
Why must you bait him?
DrafterX
14 years ago

"Surgeon general, I believe I know why this is happening. I have found a direct correlation between the anger, and T.M.I. [goes to a whiteboard and beings writing out the equation: Anger=(L×W)/(M^2-∠)+YAW ] Anger equals length times width over mass squared minus angle of the shaft plus yaw. [finishes and looks at the surgeon general] Look, we all get angry, but when someone is consistently angry or always finding new reasons to be angry, it means they have a very very very very small d*ck."

FuzzNJ wrote:





I didn't realize TW was such an angry guy.... 😟
tailgater
14 years ago

Typical New Jersey Democrat. It's the votes of folks who think like Fuzz that put these jack butts in power.

dpnewell wrote:




It's obvious that you don't know how I think...

FuzzNJ wrote:




You claiming you didn't vote for Lautenberg? Kind of find that hard to believe.

dpnewell wrote:





I did vote for him.

FuzzNJ wrote:





You can't make this stuff up.
yardobeef
14 years ago
In all seriousness, if this thing happens, it's pretty much farewell to a lot of brick and mortar stores. As much as the flavored cigars get bashed around here, they make up a large percentage of sales.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

So...are you saying that you DO put party over principle?

borndead1 wrote:




Not at all.

The alphabet soup is what got us in the mess we're in.

He was defending voting for known douchebags over the unknown ones.
dpnewell
14 years ago

I did vote for him, but just like most elections it's the choice of the lesser of two evils. I wish someone else would have stepped up when the corrupt guy went down.

I'll ask you then. If there is an election where there is a R and a D and the R supports say an anti-smoking bill or indefinate detention, and the D does not. Would you then vote for the Democratic candidate?

FuzzNJ wrote:



Just further proof that you only read into folks what you want to. You should know by now that I vote L, and have done so since '96, making your question irrelevant. It's folks like you who vote for a D, just to keep out an R, or those who vote R just to keep out the D, that has given us the fracked up representatives we now have.
dpnewell
14 years ago

Thanks for the conversation. You helped me prove DP is full of sh*t. Have a great day.

FuzzNJ wrote:



I vote principal over party or popularity. You have admitted in this thread that you’ll vote for the lesser of two evils. Instead of voting for the best person, you’ll vote for someone you may have reservations about, just to keep a so called “greater evil” out of office. Yet I’m the one full of sh*t. OK, cookie boy, whatever helps you feel better about yourself.
FuzzNJ
14 years ago

I vote principal over party or popularity. You have admitted in this thread that you’ll vote for the lesser of two evils. Instead of voting for the best person, you’ll vote for someone you may have reservations about, just to keep a so called “greater evil” out of office. Yet I’m the one full of sh*t. OK, cookie boy, whatever helps you feel better about yourself.

dpnewell wrote:



Yes, I do vote for the lesser of two evils. I have voted third party as a protest vote when the outcome is certain, but I usually don't like throwing my vote away. I'm not ashamed of it at all. I am pissed off when the person I did vote for does something with which I do not agree, but that's just the way things go. There are a lot of things I disagree with that are done by all politicians, but one must choose the one that agrees with your positions the most frequently and has the possibility of being elected.

'cookie boy'? how old are you really?
HockeyDad
14 years ago

one must choose the one that agrees with your positions the most frequently and has the possibility of being elected.

FuzzNJ wrote:





^That is how we guarantee the one party system! We thank you for your support.
yardobeef
14 years ago
This is why we need to add "None of the Above" as a choice on every ballot for every office.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

This is why we need to add "None of the Above" as a choice on every ballot for every office.

yardobeef wrote:




:-k


What if "they" won?

How is that representation?
yardobeef
14 years ago
If "None of the Above" wins, a new election is called with all prior candidates ineligible to run again.
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

If "None of the Above" wins, a new election is called with all prior candidates ineligible to run again.

yardobeef wrote:




Uh...that's costs MORE taxpayer money!

Beleive me, I'm seeing where you're wanting to go...just not a good path to get there. An American Bastille Day would solve some of the problems though!
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