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RICKAMAVEN
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13 years ago

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In his
speech to the Republican National
Convention last night, Vice-Presidential
nominee Paul Ryan test-drove what the
Romney-Ryan campaign says will be a major
theme for the 2012 Republican campaign:
“lying about everything.”

“The question was, how many whoppers
could you pack into one speech?” the
campaign adviser Tracy Klugian said. “All I
can say is, when Fox News accuses a
Republican of lying, you know you’ve
witnessed something historic.”

Mr. Ryan pronounced himself pleased with
his performance, noting that he only strayed
into the truth when he recited the names of
his wife and children.

“That won’t happen again,” he laughed. “Call
it opening-night jitters.”

As for Presidential nominee Mitt Romney, he
said he was working “around the clock” to
add additional lies to his speech tonight:
“I’m no Paul Ryan, but, darn it, I’m going to
do my best.”

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

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wheelrite
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13 years ago

ok,,

I suppose I'll ask,,
sigh, what lies

jojoc
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13 years ago

so do you have anything useful to post?

if'n you gona call somun out for ly'n at least point out da lie.

fishinguitarman
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13 years ago

The Foil Hat is ON!

CWFoster
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13 years ago

The lie is that RICK has anything rational or thoughtful to add to the debate. Like most liberals, he's succumbed to the final conclusion of a steadfast belief in Darwinian Evolution, and has been reduced to sitting back in his cage and throwing handfuls of excrement at anyone who comes close enough.

calavera
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13 years ago

It is the usual liberal tactic of spewing as much hate and lies as possible, and having the media pick it up and spread it to the point that some sheeple start to believe it as the truth.

If a monkey throws enough poop at something, some will eventually stick to it and start to stink. Libs know the theory well.

J

DrMaddVibe
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13 years ago

White Guilt is a real burden for those that carry the water.

rfenst
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13 years ago

Seems like everybody likes political comedy, puns, jokes, half-truths, name calling, comics and the like... until it's their "ox getting gored".

Lighten up ladies. There is stuff like Rick posted on both sides of the spectrum.

After all, everyone loved Clint Eastwood, right?

HockeyDad
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13 years ago

The problem with Republicans is that they think all Democrats just want free stuff paid for by someone else.
The Problem with Democrats is they think all Republicans are azzholes because they won't give Democrats more free stuff.

rfenst
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13 years ago

#10

HockeyDad wrote:

Holy crap- You just insulted different sides of the spectrum!!!

HockeyDad
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13 years ago

#11

Holy crap- You just insulted different sides of the spectrum!!!

rfenst wrote:

I'm a globalist. We control both parties and orchestrate this whole song & dance. It is the modern version of gladiators.

RICKAMAVEN
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13 years ago

#12

jojoc

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RESEARCHING ANYTHING YOUR SELF.

LOOK UP WHEN THAT AUTO PLANT THAT RYAN LIED ABOUT ACTUALLY CLOSED.

RFEMEMBER RYAN AND AIKEN BOTH GENERATED THE WOMEN'S ANTI EVERYTHING BILL.

NO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. NO BIRTH CONTROL. VIAGRA FOR THE MEN

THE MAN'S WIFE MIGHT JUST HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
WANT OR NEED ANY MORE CHILDREEN.

WAKE UP, ROMNEY IS A CALCULATER, HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.

ZRX1200
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13 years ago

#13

ROMNEY NEVER ATE DOG

ZRX1200
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13 years ago

#14

NO CALCULATOR CHOOM GANG OUTRAGE

ZRX1200
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13 years ago

#15

أنبوب

ZRX1200
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13 years ago

#16

האחרה

DadZilla3
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13 years ago

#17

calavera wrote:

Arguing online with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon...no matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap all over the board, and strut around like it's victorious. - Anonymous

RICKAMAVEN
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13 years ago

#18

ZRX1200
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13 years ago

#19

Cut n paste doo doo

critter2
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13 years ago

#20

don't visit here often, and that is too often, but, i am notifying the romney organization to use this as an example of a democratic voter. i won't be back.

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