Hopefully Chad will have time to fly up from Florida to even things out.

teedubbya wrote:

He got held up in Georgetown.
They couldn't let a hanging chad go.

tailgater wrote:

Really? Last I knew he was at a teabag party near boston harbor.... something about gobbling a brady

teedubbya wrote:

Son, I can see you're trying real hard like.
So Imma gonna let you try again.
But be sure to either make sense or be at least somewhat funny next time.

tailgater wrote:

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It's prolly funnier to those of us it didn't upset


sorry nancy

teedubbya wrote:

Which part specifically do you find funny?
I mean, it's like you have three half-punch lines and mixed them up to produce an epic fail.
Really.

tailgater wrote:

Damn, you try hard! Never give up. Reminds me of Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot.

I love you man. 😢

bloody spaniard wrote:

I liked him better in gangs of new york...

teedubbya wrote:

My favorite inspirational teary movie was Sean Penn in I am Sam.
Then I realized he wasn't acting.

bloody spaniard wrote:

and it wasn't a tv it was your bedroom mirror

teedubbya wrote:

Just caught this in passing on the local news here in NC, and it's not on their web site yet, so no link. Early voting has been going on in the State for serveral days now. Voting officials where examining machines in Greensboro, and found serveral that no matter who you voted for, the machine registered your vote for Obama. Nice.

dpnewell wrote:

Maybe Willard is using his machines to bring the whole electronic vote into question?

drywalldog wrote: