Only the rich get to do that.

what... we're a forum of people smoking only the most premium cigars, driving only the fastest of cars and dating only the most beautiful of women. From my time on this forum, I have to assume the median annual income is at least $1MM.

A better description probably would be a forum of people who have jobs, work hard, and have enough disposable income to afford a few luxury items....and also some Democrats.

All my life's a circle;
Sunrise and sundown;
Moon rolls thru the nighttime;
Till the daybreak comes around.

All my life's a circle;
But I can't tell you why;
Season's spinning round again;
The years keep rollin' by.

It seems like I've been here before;
I can't remember when;
But I have this funny feeling;
That we'll all be together again.
No straight lines make up my life;
And all my roads have bends;
There's no clear-cut beginnings;
And so far no dead-ends.

Chorus:

I found you a thousand times;
I guess you done the same;
But then we lose each other;
It's like a children's game;

As I find you here again;
A thought runs through my mind;
Our love is like a circle;
Let's go 'round one more time.

... sometimes satire just falls on wooden ears.

Freaking Dutch!

Yea... their ovens do a crappy job of cooking and makes the food taste nasty

Don’t forget they stick their fingers in dykes . . . .
And some of them girls in mean!

What did Iceland do?

named them selves iceland when they are green?

Iceland is mostly green, Greenland is mostly ice.
But don’t let it bother you – have you ever seen the French try to spell?

We spelloux perfectlyeau fineai and eveneau have lotsoux of extraoi lettersaires.

Oh...someone is paying attention!

They're no Greece...THAT'S for sure!