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hank56
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13 years ago

#21

Just give him time. Now that has repented his evil ways as a conservative, he may yet become a stuart of humanity. Hell, some day he might even defend a veterans right to vote without a picture ID.

Brewha wrote:

I feel everyone should show picture ID to vote.

PS I am a veteran.

dubleuhb
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#22

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Give a man a welfare check, a free cellphone, food stamps, section 8 housing, a six pack of beer, a crack pipe and some Air Jordans and he'll vote Democrat the rest of his life.

The lines just got longer.

HockeyDad
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#23

Just give him time. Now that has repented his evil ways as a conservative, he may yet become a stuart of humanity. Hell, some day he might even defend a veterans right to vote without a picture ID.

Brewha wrote:

Hey Stuart, do you mean a veteran of the Mexican-Guatemalan war?

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#24

You guys are not being very supportive here. Remember that it must be scary for DP to leave the Fox News based alternate reality of conservatism. As his fellow BOTL'S you should help him as he transitions to a new life style. DP is soon to be overwhelmed with new choices.

So, DP, now that you approve of same sex marriage, should both men wear black?

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#25

I feel everyone should show picture ID to vote.

PS I am a veteran.

hank56 wrote:

Looks like you have a long row to hoe if you are going to be a liberal . . . . .

tailgater
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#26

Oh Tailgater is so smart. Actually my payroll service was taking out for me as well as my employees, I found out it does not cover employers. I did collect in 1976 tho.

drywalldog wrote:

Good humor man miss your house this morning?

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#27

On the next hilarious episode of Making Changes For The Better;

DP is shocked to find out that global warming is real and that trickle down is false, when he meets BoBo the talking dog. Rush Limbaugh guest starts as the speaking pooch with an attitude.

stogiemonger
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13 years ago

#28

I converted to liberal once, nothing changed, really.

DadZilla3
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#29

Hell, some day he might even defend a veterans right to vote without a picture ID.

Brewha wrote:

I think everyone should be able to vote without showing proper identification. Or any identification at all for that matter. It's just the right thing to do.

Also, I think I should be able to go into any bank and withdraw millions of dollars in cash without proving that I have any funds in there at all. It's just the right thing to do.

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#30

DadZilla3 wrote:

So you are Libertarian? Wrong show.

DrafterX
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13 years ago

#31

My feet are cold... 😞

wheelrite
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13 years ago

#32

I'm a Pedestrian ...

frankj1
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13 years ago

#33

I'm a Pedestrian ...

wheelrite wrote:

Curly? That you?

hank56
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13 years ago

#34

Looks like you have a long row to hoe if you are going to be a liberal . . . . .

Brewha wrote:

Truly grateful of it too. Never saw use for liberals other than their entertainment value.

Most aren't as entertaining as they think though.

DrafterX
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#35

Victor is entertaining... altho he claims he's not a liberal... I think he just likes to bitch...:-k

Or play Batman... I dunno... 😟

hank56
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#36

Maybe he's a bitchy Batman...

DadZilla3
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13 years ago

#37

So you are Libertarian? Wrong show.

Brewha wrote:

Not a Libertarian; I done seen da Light. I'm a card carrying disciple of our Leader OmmmBaMa Liberal now.

Free everything for all! Gimme my free stuff!

I cried when they shot John Lennon
Tears ran down my spine
And I cried when I saw "JFK"
As if I'd lost a father of mine
But Malcom-X and Ice-T had it coming
They got what they asked for this time

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

I go to pro-choice rallies
Recycle my cans and jars
I'll honk if you love the Dead
Hope those funny Grunge bands become stars
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit to far

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

I cheered when Clinton was chosen
My faith in the system reborn
I'll do anything to save our schools
If my taxes ain't too much more
And I love Blacks and Gays and Latinos
As long as they don't move next door

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
Rush Limbaugh and the L.A.P.D.
Should all hang their heads in shame
I can't understand where they're at
Arsenio should set them straight
But if neighborhood watch doesn't know you
I hope the cops take your name

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Yeah, I read the New Republican
Rolling Stone and Mother Jones too
If I vote it's a democrat
With a sensible economy view
But when it comes to terrorist Arabs
There is no one more red, white, and blue

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Once I was young and had an attitude
Stickers covered the car I drove in
Even went on some direct actions
When there weren't rent-a-cops to be seen
Ah, but now I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in

[Chorus:]
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#38

Truly grateful of it too. Never saw use for liberals other than their entertainment value.

Most aren't as entertaining as they think though.

hank56 wrote:

Yeah I watched John Stewart and that Madcow dude's tv shows before...The crowd I was with had more laughs commenting on them than what they had to spout! Funny and good times! Both of them!

victor809
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13 years ago

#39

It's really relaxing giving your brain a vacation.

dpnewell wrote:

That right there is possibly the funniest thing you've ever said. And I don't even think you realize it.

DrMaddVibe
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13 years ago

#40

That right there is possibly the funniest thing you've ever said. And I don't even think you realize it.

victor809 wrote:

Sadly...going by past posts and comments...you'll never be able to reach that high!

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