Come join me in front of Home Depot. Can pick up some decent work there. You can pick and choose too, homeowner comes out with drywall, pass. They come out with trim and cabinets, wave furiously at them and tell them you're looking for work for the day. Can smoke all you want to in the parking lot as well.

sd72 wrote:

Why you tryin' to put Drywalldog outta bidnezz?

DrMaddVibe wrote:

For the past 4 years, I've struggled to keep my floundering business afloat during this down time. Worked 60 hour weeks for 40% of my normal pay, just to try and keep the doors open, and give my last remaining employee the ability to support his family. I've had some twisted conservative value about providing for myself, and not being a burden on others.

Now that I'm a Liberal, I realize what a sucker I've been. As of yesterday, I've shut down my small business of 35 years, laid off my employee, and opened an unemployment claim. On Monday, I'm going down to Social Services and applying for Food Stamps, Medicaid and Mortgage Assistance. Probably see about a free phone while I'm at it.

Now don't get me wrong. You foolish conservatives need to keep on working and paying your taxes, but I'm going to sit back and let you take care of me for a while. Don't be angry at me, as you only have yourselves to blame. If those blasted Republicans, that you misguided conservatives elected, hadn't blocked every effort our dear President made to fix this economy during the first two years of his first term, things would be better then ever, and I'd still be working. When are you conservatives ever going to learn to compromise for the good of the Nation?

dpnewell wrote:

Employers cant collect in Florida.

drywalldog wrote:

wait...you're a liberal now?

JadeRose wrote:

Look, one question...now that I'm a Liberal do I have to start dating women who don't shave heir legs?

DadZilla3 wrote:

This thread has been a real paradigm shift for me. I am hereby officially consumed with shame at my former Conservatism and am buying Birkenstocks and tofu first thing tomorrow. In fact, I may go the whole nine yards and buy Birkenstocks made of tofu.

Also I pledge to ridicule each and every member of my community who has built a profitable business, because as we all know 'they didn't build that'. And can I really get a lot of free stuff, paid for by people who still work? That'd be awesome.

DadZilla3 wrote:

Welcome, bud, but not too loud, as we don't want the rest of the working stiffs quiting their jobs and joining us. Somebody has to pay for all this free stuff.

I tell you, this liberal thing sure beats working. One more thing. You don't even have to think anymore. Check the liberal web sites and they lay out nice, neat talking points, so you'll know what to think, and even what to get outraged about. It's really relaxing giving your brain a vacation.

dpnewell wrote: