DrafterX
13 years ago
I like her.. 👍
Brewha
13 years ago

A dose of sharia will do our decadent western ways some good.
Unless you know where to go in the middle east- No gays, no porn, no adultery, no hooch, no drugs, but plenty of soft, high thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets for our feminists.

bloody spaniard wrote:


So the conservatives are into Sharia?



Well, I do take my sheets seriously . . . . .
Brewha
13 years ago

In related news, we all are going to die

teedubbya wrote:


More liberal propaganda.
dkeage
13 years ago

I like her.. 👍

DrafterX wrote:




.......and.....
Brewha
13 years ago

.......and.....

dkeage wrote:



And in the deep and lonely midnight dark, hot sweat steaming from every pore, he eyes her glistening sharia calling to him with reckless abandon . . . .
Burner02
13 years ago

A dose of sharia will do our decadent western ways some good.
Unless you know where to go in the middle east- No gays, no porn, no adultery, no hooch, no drugs, but plenty of soft, high thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets for our feminists.

bloody spaniard wrote:




😂


Fug the thread count!
engletl
13 years ago

We already do. Why do you think St. Patrick's Day is such a big deal?

tegulator wrote:



hush...I didn't say anything about Irish pride...for which i have none, because I have no Irish ancestry.

Therefore I honor my Norse/Germanic/Anglo-Saxon pride
teedubbya
13 years ago
Octoberfest? Nordicfest is celebrated accross Minnesota Iowa and Wisconsin.
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

So the conservatives are into Sharia?
Well, I do take my sheets seriously . . . . .

Brewha wrote:




Therein lies the conundrum.
Intolerant Conservatives may wear the pointy sheets in some folks eyes as they rant against sharia but it's the compassionate Libs who shake the sheets & tend to defend their islamic fundamentalist honey booboos. 😍
frankj1
13 years ago

Therein lies the conundrum.
Intolerant Conservatives may wear the pointy sheets in some folks eyes as they rant against sharia but it's the compassionate Libs who shake the sheets & tend to defend their islamic fundamentalist honey booboos. 😍

bloody spaniard wrote:


Woody Allen had a routine in which he said he knew which Klansman at the rally was the Grand Poobah because he was the one wearing the contour sheets.

from "The Nightclub Years 1964-1968". Still some of the funniest stuff ever recorded.
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
^ LOL!! Nothing funnier to me than early Woody Allen (Sleeper, Bananas...).
I can still see the poor schlub battling spiders in the bathroom for his g/f the size of Buicks, etc.
engletl
13 years ago

Octoberfest? Nordicfest is celebrated accross Minnesota Iowa and Wisconsin.

teedubbya wrote:


But I don't live in MiniSoda any more UFFDA
Brewha
13 years ago

Therein lies the conundrum.
Intolerant Conservatives may wear the pointy sheets in some folks eyes as they rant against sharia but it's the compassionate Libs who shake the sheets & tend to defend their islamic fundamentalist honey booboos. 😍

bloody spaniard wrote:


Is that 'cause most Libs is Mooslums?
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

Is that 'cause most Libs is Mooslums?

Brewha wrote:




Don't be silly. Muslims would never vote liberal.

:-k

Then again, maybe it's my second large snifter of cognac speaking, but I do have a couple of black muslim Democrat friends AND Michigan DOES vote blue... hmmmmmm.
Dogmanshawn
13 years ago
Cant we all just get along?...fug dat white is right....no really im kiddin....it dont matter if your black or white....do you if your views are a lil controversial and you dont want static keep it to yourself and friends who have similar views....otherwise go gt a swastica tattoo on ur forehead and wear it with pride
DadZilla3
13 years ago

few more years and then we will be a minority and we can start out own white colleges, TV channels, Political action groups, and all white pride groups will become "social activists"

porschesales225 wrote:


There goes the neighborhood...

bobsnook
13 years ago
nobody trusts whitey lol, not even whitey. dan dan is my role model. who is yours
Burner02
13 years ago
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not
Steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not
Commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

That should piss off just about everybody.


Fug Whitey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HockeyDad
13 years ago
Brewha
13 years ago
I hope Burner remembered to wipe and wash his hands . . . .
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