hey Bill, how did the test go?

Ya, i dint think so.

I could never do that to those poor little fish.
























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Bill

Billy Gee;

I said your dtr would not have any friends after the other parents earned of your actions. Not your dtr's fault...YOURS!

Remember when WKRP dropped the Turkeys from the helecopter for Thanksgiving?

LOL, weren't they frozen turkeys, and they were like dropping bombs.......

Charlie

Turkeys

now were thinkin.

Sorry bout that Sumrao was my dumb ass idea, i dont want my kids known as the dead fish girls.

dude, this thread was freaking HILARIOUS! the funniest thing i have read here..."pat the wolf"..."avoid the grizzly" ROFLMAO! i am literally laughing out loud! BUWWAAAAAHAHHHHAHHHHAHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

i knew i always liked charlie, but MAN was that funny. let's keep topping this thread, i have tears in my eyes. sumrao--not too bad yourself...and good to not taunt a daughter...priceless thread!

burgess_b

You are right this is one of the funniest threads we have ever had here...billg enter somemore suggestions/questions and we can have a good old time with them....

How about something like a hop scotch tournament or capture the flag with rattlesnakes tossed about to give something for the kids to avoid......

Charlie

stop it...i am gonna wake my wife up with my laughter!

how bout...couple of hundred craw fish in the pool that the can peel their own.

But i cant top the goldfish idea...now you see them now you dont. could be a great magic trick for the kids.

This is a child psychiatrists dream come true.

wait a minute

your wife sleeps during the day.

I am stumped too Sumrao.........a couple thousand dead goldfish belly up in the pool for a birthday party has the the right mix of depravity and humor.

Doesn't get much better than that.

Here is an option that may work a little better........I am assuming this is a pool party, so the pool will be full of kids.

Kids LOVE chocolate bars right??!?

WHY not surprise them and throw in a few hundred Baby Ruths while they are swimming happily !!!

ha ha ha--a classic movie, andy.

sumrao--i live in japan, it was around 2am.

Found a couple frogs in pool today, they dont seem to

mind it too much.

Bill

Frogs have a slimy coating . . . maybe that helps them.

frogs breath air.

We have ducks land in our pool from time to time, and the dogs go nuts barking at them, then they just fly away...ducks breath air as well...

Charlie

BUWAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHAHAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!

the last 2 posts are riotous! plus, frogs don't stay in the water....like ducks, they can leave whenever they want to! am i the new science guy?