Well, since I'm in my Hemingway mode rather than Ansel Adams, here's the bombs from BDS12 and Edin508:
BDS12
First of all let me say this, Bill, the Red Sox unused ticket was classic...especially since I'm a Cardinals fan. And just to forewarn you, next time I bar-b-que, that ticket will meet the same fate as my draft card from the '70s. I know you know what I'm going to do. No heart feelings. But yes, your joke did work.
Hmm, I lied...why be all nicey, nicey?...I'm gonna burn that fuggin' thing with a passion! Should put on the Trammps "Disco Inferno" ("...burn, baby burn...") when I toss it in [razz] Grrrrrr!!Okay, back to Mr. Nice Guy...here BDS's bomb:
Stuffs:
Aforementioned Boston Red Sox unused game ticket vs. Detroit Tigers for the game scheduled for 9/3/13
Two cans of Bar Harbor New England Style Lobster Bisque – gonna save if for a nice cold day in Paradise
12 oz bag of Boston's Best Pumpkin Spice Coffee - yummy smelling
Crown Royal mini - my old go to
Johnnie Walker Red mini - haven't had JW in a while
Smokes, almost all nh:
Arturo Fuente Anejo #55(?) - can't wait to try this one
Diesel Hair of the Dog (?) Robusto – silver-ish band on foot
El Triunfador No. 1 Lonsdale
EPC Short Run Vintage Corona
Nestor Miranda Collection Special Selection Lancero
Oliva Serie G Special G Maduro – one of my current favorites
RyJ Viejo - with 2 years of age on it! (edited 2013-11-06 - yeah, I'm a little behind)
Tatuaje – 7th Reserva?? 5-1/2 x 46 – regardless of which one it is, it’s a Tat so it’s gotta be good
Bill, I know you’ve been waiting for a return hit…well done, sir! You’re both generous and funny to a fault. I’ll need your help on some of these, some for confirmation, others for pure identification. But again, mahalos.
So now we come to Edin508.
For some odd reason Ed was under the impression that I used his address on a box. But I ask, where’s the proof? Was a photo of the return address ever presented to Ed? Handwriting analysis? DNA tests? Hmm…I don’t think so. I think I was framed by some no good person…whomever he or she is. But I digress, on to the bomb:
Non-burnable items:
CBid towel – green and yellow, just like my favorite NFL team
Bisquick Shake ‘n Pour Buttermilk Pancake Mix – Ed’s no Commie
Can of Whoop Ass Peanuts – perfect for our next herf
Bass Pro Shops cap – will help keep the sun off of the balding head
Bass Pro Shops mini-Frisbee
Humi-Care Herf-a-Dor 5er…in that bright orange! Always wanted one of them. They were also packed with a 5er.
Seegars / Smokes / Sticks (…all nh except the Papi Chulo…):
Ambos Mundos Short #1 Sumatra – the Sumatra wrapper is supposed to give this a meaty smoke, can’t wait to eat…err, smoke it
Four Kicks Robusto – wanted to try one for a while
Headley Grange Drumstick - Wow!!!!! Heard about them but never thought I’d ever get to try one. Wow!!!!!
Joyo de Nicaragua Antano 1970 Gran Consul – got one from Z too…are they in cahoots?
LFD Double Ligero Chiselito – cool looking and have enjoyed the larger vitolas so looking forward to ashing this one
La Riqueza No. 4
Los Blancos Cigarros Nine Double Corona – Maduro?
Room 101 Serie HN Papi Chulo – ha-ha, this must be one of those that I let Ed win from another site
Tatuaje Havana VI Gordito
Tatuaje Limited Figuardo FF-13 (edited 2013-11-06 - wow!)
Tatuaje Fausto FT127 Robusto – another stick I’ve been wanting to try
Tatuaje La Casita Criolla Corona Gorda – is Ed a Tat ho?
Ed, you are too kind. A great botl for sure. I seriously cannot believe the generosity of everyone, especially for someone they don’t know and is thousands of miles away. I know I can’t say it enough but mahalo nui loa.
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