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How is it you can be wrong in so many ways?

Dude.. I have no idea what sex the gerbil you stuff up your butt is... it could very well be female gerbils. Hell, I'm pretty sure even if it's a male gerbil up your butt there isn't anything homosexual about that. (kinda requires another male human....)

Anyway, I'm just using the same logic you do... if you're right, I must be right. If you want to argue like rational people, feel free to go and pull up some evidence for your claim.

I think object of any kind in your butt isn't "straight"

Man... you don't have much imagination do you....

If your wife pounds you in the butt with a strap-on, you're both still straight. Just as if you put it in your wife's butt, you're not gay.

This isn't rocket science...

What about pre-ops?

I live a sheltered life Victor help me.

I'm not sure on that.

Probably depends on if you know she's a pre-op or not?... maybe...?

Well.....beans n frank pretty much settles that dude.


C'mon.

Just saw her commercials on ESPN and think she looked like a goof. You shouldn't not have fun, but in that position you need to carry yourself at a higher level and dignity. I couldn't imagine Laura, Barbara of even Hillary running around acting stupid like that.

It's an interesting question actually, one which circles the concepts of attraction and sex.
I mean... that time you were really really drunk in Tijuana, and poked the pre-op trans... I don't think you were gay for doing that... I mean, you were so drunk that you probably didn't even notice the frank&beans dangling there. And if you THINK you're having sex with a woman, and that's what got you going... then you're straight.

Hell, even when you sobered up and called her a week later for fun and games, that still doesn't make you "gay". I mean, you're not attracted to men. You're attracted to women with frank & beans... that doesn't usually intersect with "gay".
Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attraction_to_transgender_people 

Its a scientific consensus that it is only gay if your balls touch.

Rick I'm not sure that qualifies as blasphemy but I trust that as a man of God you should be trusted.

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