Gene363
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12 years ago
Best Gun Lubricant Ever!
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DrafterX
12 years ago
Plowboy221
12 years ago
Haha, that's awesome.
TIGERCDW
12 years ago
I need this for my FB.

Thanks for posting it.

TIGER
dharbolt
12 years ago
I needs me some of that
Gene363
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12 years ago

I need this for my FB.

Thanks for posting it.

TIGER

TIGERCDW wrote:



It is being sold and CLP is what is inside. The link below will get you there. The site is taticalsh*t.com just replace the * with the letter i.

http://tinyurl.com/mvpcrbc 

For you cautious type the link below previews the site.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mvpcrbc 
dharbolt
12 years ago
Awesome, Thanks
TheSmokensip
12 years ago
Burner02
12 years ago
jackconrad
12 years ago
scompay
12 years ago
The Vatican 'packs heat' with something that looks like this, its called the tears of the little ones, but everyone knows its really only vaseline.
tailgater
12 years ago

The Vatican 'packs heat' with something that looks like this, its called the tears of the little ones, but everyone knows its really only vaseline.

scompay wrote:



Nice segue.

Somebody must have dusted behind the organ after choir practice.



victor809
12 years ago
I am a little curious about this photo.

I'm surprised no one has actually stopped to think about it. I mean, besides the basic understanding you all have that tears, being salty, are likely corrosive to most metals.

Where is the company getting these purported "liberal tears" which you all want to use to lubricate your guns?

Is there a farm which raises liberals and tortures them to extract tears? If you're buying liberal tears, are you supporting the idea of enslaving and committing harm to other people for the express purpose of having a superior gun lubricant?

What are the acceptable methods of tear extraction?

What designation causes you to deem a person "liberal" and therefore their tears be useful lubricants? Is it specifically 2nd amendment related? Would pro-abortion socialists who support gun ownership be acceptable tear providers? what about anti-gun, anti-abortion free market conservatives? I'm curious, because I'm suddenly worried that someone may try to capture and torture me simply to get a canister of gun lubricant, only to find that my tears, not being "liberal enough" will simply corrode their firearms.
victor809
12 years ago

Nice segue.



tailgater wrote:



dude... stop staring at his segue.
scompay
12 years ago
When you think about it, a gun has done about as much of god's work as a tub of vaseline in a seminary.
Gene363
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12 years ago

I am a little curious about this photo.

I'm surprised no one has actually stopped to think about it. I mean, besides the basic understanding you all have that tears, being salty, are likely corrosive to most metals.

Where is the company getting these purported "liberal tears" which you all want to use to lubricate your guns?

Is there a farm which raises liberals and tortures them to extract tears? If you're buying liberal tears, are you supporting the idea of enslaving and committing harm to other people for the express purpose of having a superior gun lubricant?

What are the acceptable methods of tear extraction?

What designation causes you to deem a person "liberal" and therefore their tears be useful lubricants? Is it specifically 2nd amendment related? Would pro-abortion socialists who support gun ownership be acceptable tear providers? what about anti-gun, anti-abortion free market conservatives? I'm curious, because I'm suddenly worried that someone may try to capture and torture me simply to get a canister of gun lubricant, only to find that my tears, not being "liberal enough" will simply corrode their firearms.

victor809 wrote:



Exposure to facts and reality gets the most production. The tears are extensively processed to remove sodium and any trace of patchouli oil; vegans are lowest in sodium.
tailgater
12 years ago

When you think about it, a gun has done about as much of god's work as a tub of vaseline in a seminary.

scompay wrote:



Apparently, you do think about it.

A lot.



scompay
12 years ago

Apparently, you do think about it.

A lot.



tailgater wrote:



Are you talking about tailgating or god's work, there is a difference!
tailgater
12 years ago

Are you talking about tailgating or god's work, there is a difference!

scompay wrote:



Not when you're a Pats fan.

🇨🇮
scompay
12 years ago
Lubrication is the devil's tool that makes all the things god did not want to go together, fit with no effort.
Alcohol is a social lubricant that no good has ever come out of.
Petroleum Jelly is a sexual lubricant that has been used to commit untold sins, millions and millions of them.
And now gun lubricant....
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