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Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Drunk, Pantsless For First Day of Work
by Tyler Johnson at August 7, 2014 10:13 am. Updated at August 7, 2014 10:12 am.

No one likes to see summer come to a close, least of all teachers.

So maybe we can all learn a lesson from Lorie Hill of Oklahoma, who decided to keep the party going by getting completely hammered before her first day of work as a teacher at Wagoner High School.

Lorie Hill, Drunk Teacher
Yes, school didn't start for Wagoner students until today, but the year is already off to an interesting start, as Hill - who was just hired to her position over the summer - stumbled into her first teacher's conference day and made quite the memorable impression on her new co-workers.

Not only did the esteemed educator walk into the school without checking in and claim an empty classroom as her own, when she was questioned by the other teachers (who, of course, had never seen her before) she promptly removed her pants!

Naturally, police arrived and arrested the pantsless Hill. They found a bottle of vodka in her car (Shocker!), but were unable to charge her a DUI as they were unsure if she drove to school drunk or simply pounded booze in the parking lot.

The school has yet to release a statement, but we're guessing Ms. Hill won't be on hand to welcome her new students today.


Frankly, we think she should sue for discrimination. When Chrissy Teigen shows up drunk everyone loves it. When Lorie Hill invites her fellow teachers to the no-pants party she gets fired. Unfair!
DrafterX
12 years ago
I don't have a sister but I think I may have seen her boobs once... 😟
jackconrad
12 years ago
Already denying her existance huh...
teedubbya
12 years ago
You saw your sisters boobs?
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12 years ago
I think she was under a tractor n stuff

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DrafterX
12 years ago
no, that was Beyder's seester... and I saw her boobs too.... 😟
ZRX1200
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12 years ago
You're related to Igor?
DrafterX
12 years ago
not that I know of..... 😟
danmdevries
12 years ago
teedubbya
12 years ago

You're related to Igor?

ZRX1200 wrote:




drafter's life just gets weirder and weirder.... kicking puppies is one thing but looking at your sisters puppies is a bit too much
DrafterX
12 years ago
I don't have no sister... 🤐
teedubbya
12 years ago

I don't have no sister... 🤐

DrafterX wrote:




not anymore at least. poor drafter's seester. At least you have quit denying you kick puppies. That's a step in the right directon.
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12 years ago
I think he kissed her or played doctor so he disowned her so it wasn't weird anymore.
DrafterX
12 years ago
you can do that..?? 😕
ZRX1200
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12 years ago
Not in Oregon. But apparently in Oklahoma.

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DrafterX
12 years ago
I grew up in Oregon... 😟
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teedubbya
12 years ago

I blew ZRX's Organ... 😟

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freaks
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12 years ago
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