I'm currently between jobs, and am working full time renovating my current home, in order to sell it. Once I'm done with this one (hopefully by May), I have my new home in the NC mountains to totally renovate.

I know many of the members here, and have enjoyed a cigar or two with several. Others have felt the pain of my bombs.

Now to the important stuff.

Pancakes or Waffles? Neither. I'm gluten intolerant.

Camping? Yes, but with my wife only. Even though Jamie and I have sent each other cigars, I would NEVER go camping with him, and sure as h*ll would never get into his van. Oh, and the cigars he sends me get soaked in Bourbon, Rye, or Scotch before I dare place them in my mouth.

Thonginator? - I saw it once, and the image to this day is still burned into my retina.

Jade? Nope, never sent Jade a cigar. Why? I really don't know.

Precious Metal Membership? Yes, since 2010! (Disclaimer, we all know that no such thing exists, and is only used by the fogs to tease the noobs).

Oh, and the most important thing. I BUY/WIN MY CIGARS FOR FAR LESS THAN ANY OF YOU!!! It's not up for discussion or debate. It's a FACT! Deal with it.

Dang Victor, I've missed your wit. Well at least half your wit. Wait, does that make one of us a half-wit?

Welcome back to a Legend here on CBid

Welcome back 🍺

you just crushed my hopes and dreams

or maybe you are trying to keep the metallic club all to yourself

oh no, now im even more confused 😣

Ya, hank is stepping to a new low... pretending to be an unmentionable legend of cbid lore.

Welcome!

You should order a bunch of ceegars right now, since auctions are easily won lately due to the systems "up"grade.

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FIFY

Welcome back... sorry I doubted you were real in the other thread re: KOTC bomb. Still can't thank you enough for the La Perla Habana Morados. Honestly, we were saying RIP so many times with your name attached, some of us thought you were really dead.

Long live DPN!!!

Hank? Oh, you must be referring to that loser over in General Discussions, playing the old "should I stay or should I go" game. I've seen that played a dozen times on these boards, and most of the time, we just tell them to go.

If he's really a good guy, then I'll apologize for calling him a loser, but first impressions are a b*tch, and I call them as I see them.

I can assure you that I am the real deal. Those who know me will vouch for the photo in my avatar.

Just a guess.

Ha, ha. Funny as always. The upgrade problem is well known throughout the cigar community. I'll be waiting until things are back to normal before placing any "low ball" bids. Though I did hear that La Palina Goldies where going for $2 a pop, lol.

Hey Delta, thanks for the welcome. I just checked my cooler, and I have 3 toros, 3 torps and 4 robs of the '07s left. They are like gold. My departure, and 3 year exile where not of my choosing. Hopefully this account will stay open, as I'm not posting ANYTHING that will anger the powers that be. I just want to discuss cigars with old friends, and hopefully restock some of my long gone favorites, that I can only get here.

Give this man a cigar. No, really, somebody, give Macs a cigar.