They were tasteful and attractive on me, though, right? You forgot to mention my brown, rubber 12" fishing BOOBS.

Sexy.

MACS wrote:

Wait... buying the engagement ring, wedding band, and taking marriage classes isn't enough?

Oh its celebration of marriage for all family and friends. See I did learn something taking them classes and test lmao

Plowboy221 wrote:

WTF are marriage classes?

And if you're looking for opinions, then you smell funny.
And
You're ugly, too.

(second opinion thrown in at no extra cost).

tailgater wrote:

WTF are marriage classes?

And if you're looking for opinions, then you smell funny.
And
You're ugly, too.

(second opinion thrown in at no extra cost).

tailgater wrote:

I heard victor is adroomi... so he can probably help you pick out some shoes.

bgz wrote:

I don't understand the concept of a marriage class... nothing can prepare you for that sh17.

Class 1: Duck random flying objects... we'll randomly throw arbitrary objects in the direction of your head, you must duck as many as possible. Who ever gets hit the least wins.

Class 2: Munchies Messes: We'll lay out several tables of snacks, your goal is to munch away without making a mess. If our mock wife catches you and you cannot blame it on the kids or dogs, you will be forced back to class 1.

Class 3: Take out the trash.

Class 4: Listen to our mock wife tell you about her day. You will be quizzed on it after and if you fail, you will be sent back to class 1.

etc... with all subsequent failures sending you to class 1.

GL!!!

bgz wrote:

my opinion is that you need to assert your own opinions instead of relying on the often unreliable opinions of random strangers encountered on a cigar chat site ... oh, sure, among those who populate these forums, there ARE some whose opinions you can take to the bank, but then there are those whose opinions are as wackadoodle as anything found in an LSD hallucination and without knowing who's who, you're all but certain to be steered in the wrong direction ...

Look at this thread, for example ... about a dozen and a half respondents offering a variety of opinions, maybe 4 or 5 of which have any merit and some of the serious wackadoodles among us have yet to be heard from ...

SteveS wrote:

whatever you decide or she decides... be sure to affix a couple mirrors on the toes so you can look up the bride's maid's dresses.. 👍

DrafterX wrote:

Grey Vans, white socks...............it's a great look!

The proper look?
Black lace ups, shined well. VERY dark grey, or black socks. Black belt with silver buckle.
White shirt, gold cuff links, handkerchief with a double pyramid pocket square..........matched to the color of your tie.

KingoftheCove wrote:

Steve's right, you should really wait for Mr. Jones's opinion.

bgz wrote:

Is Mr. Jones now RAM's heir apparent?

SmokeMonkey wrote: