cacman
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8 years ago
Was going to post in the General Discussion, but was worried some may not find the humor in it. LMAO

Elderly couple said 60 pounds of pot were Xmas gifts: cops

YORK, Neb. โ€” An elderly couple who was arrested in Nebraska with 60 pounds of marijuana in their truck told officers that the drugs were meant to be Christmas presents.

The York News-Times reports the couple were arrested Tuesday by the York County Sheriffโ€™s Department after they were stopped for a traffic violation.

Officers found the bags of marijuana in the Toyota Tacoma driven by the 80-year-old man and 83-year-old woman. They said they were driving from California to Vermont.

The couple was being held in York County jail on suspicion of felony drug charges.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/elderly-couple-said-60-pounds-of-pot-were-x-mas-gifts-cops/ 

For further humor, another article. LOL at the cheese container bit.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43qwjg/an-elderly-couple-got-busted-with-60-pounds-of-christmas-presents-vgtrn 
DrafterX
8 years ago
Thanks Obama.. ๐Ÿ˜ 
JadeRose
8 years ago


Bummer.....so now 2 elderly citizens are in jail because they had something that grows naturally. ๐Ÿ˜ 
bgz
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8 years ago
Damn, all those poor kids Christmas are going to suck now...
DrafterX
8 years ago
Anthrax grows naturally... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
JadeRose
8 years ago

Anthrax grows naturally... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

DrafterX wrote:




so does chikens
DrafterX
8 years ago
freak.. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
TMCTLT
8 years ago

Bummer.....so now 2 elderly citizens are in jail because they had something that grows naturally and people are willing to buy it. ๐Ÿ˜ 

JadeRose wrote:





We're ONLY concerned with helping out DACA recipients and any other Illegal here in the US. the elderly can go F themselves.....we already have their votes.

Warmest Regards,

Your elected officials
Gene363
8 years ago
York County Sheriffโ€™s Department, Grinch?
RMAN4443
8 years ago

Damn, all those poor kids Christmas are going to suck now...

bgz wrote:


Fa La La La La, La La La La........:-"
rfenst
8 years ago
Christmas gifts is funny, but this story is pathetic. Leave the pot and people alone. They weren't harming anyone.
DrafterX
8 years ago
60 lbs is a lot of personal consumption.. not that it can't be done I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
rfenst
8 years ago

60 lbs is a lot of personal consumption.. not that it can't be done I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

DrafterX wrote:



Itsh load!
TMCTLT
8 years ago

60 lbs is a lot of personal consumption.. not that it can't be done I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

DrafterX wrote:




Maybe they put together a " power-buy " for their retirement home :-"
Prolly takes a bit every Sunday for the brownie bake sale too
Puff puff pass....lol
Mr. Jones
8 years ago
Was it ALL HIGH CLASS PRIMO PURPLE KUSH BUDS?
OR
JUST "GREEN LEAF SHWAG" USED TO GRATE UP AND MAKE EDIBLES WITH?

WHATEVER IT WAS....THERE'S A GUY OR TWO IN
CALIFORNIA...VERY PISSED AND OUT A LOT OF MONEY...

I WAS WATCHING SOME "420 POT MOVIE" ON
NETFLIX...everything was ok and cool till some azzhole hipster mulatto guy about 35 who looked like the "counting crows durwitz guy"...he's explaining how he's this "Big transporter mule" bragging about how he drives loads all over California outta Humbolt county and how you have "to be cool", don't speed, obey the laws, don't attract attention,
Uses a Subaru Forrester with NO P.HUQING TRUNK OR DIVIDER COVER...HE JUST THROWS 4-5 FULL 35 GALLON BLACK BAGS FULL TO THE GUNNELS in plain view ....
He has a tiedyed shirt on, Rastafarian durwtitz hairdo with **** sticking out of it like chopsticks?, a Humboldt college radio station sticker on his bumper...
But THE AZZHOLE IS DOING MULTIPLE ( EVERY 15 MINUTES) B.O.N.G. HITS OF PRIMO THUNDER***** KUSH WHILE DRIVING WITH HIS KNEES!!! And a 200 pound load in full view in his back seat....IT WAS COMICAL AND SAD AT THE SAMETIME... WTF??? THIS GUY IS JUST BEGGING TO GET POPPED!!-
THE CAR HAS SMOKE COMING OUT THE WINDOWS LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG!!!
^^^ YEA ..THIS GUY WAS A COMPLETE MORON IDIOT AND the poster boy of HOW TO GET CAUGHT FOR SURE TRANSPORTING A MAJOR LOAD OF WEED...
IT WAS ALL TOTALLY WRONG...if I was a cop I would just p.huq with this moron everyTIME his Subaru showed up in the city limits and give him a heart attack from a THC AND ADRENALIN OVERDOSE...

HE STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB...BIGTIME!!!

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!
Mr. Jones
8 years ago
Better yet, as a cop ^^^ I'd pull him over...and scare the living shiit out of him, get all his ID and info then start consficating one 35 gallon bag and ALL OF HIS CASH everytime I saw him....like an IDIOT TAX ON RICH DRUG DEALERS WHO ACT LIKE MORONS...I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE ( AGAIN) IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS working in that town....
rfenst
8 years ago

Better yet, as a cop ^^^ I'd pull him over...and scare the living shiit out of him, get all his ID and info then start consficating one 35 gallon bag and ALL OF HIS CASH everytime I saw him....like an IDIOT TAX ON RICH DRUG DEALERS WHO ACT LIKE MORONS...I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE ( AGAIN) IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS working in that town....

Mr. Jones wrote:



You and the Revenue Agents of the Prohibition Era.
TMCTLT
8 years ago

Better yet, as a cop ^^^ I'd pull him over...and scare the living shiit out of him, get all his ID and info then start consficating one 35 gallon bag and ALL OF HIS CASH everytime I saw him....like an IDIOT TAX ON RICH DRUG DEALERS WHO ACT LIKE MORONS...I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE ( AGAIN) IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS working in that town....

Mr. Jones wrote:




WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE COPS LIKE THAT JONESY.....PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
HuckFinn
8 years ago

60 lbs is a lot of personal consumption.. not that it can't be done I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

DrafterX wrote:


I think I read somewhere that the plastic bags had envelopes in them with people's names and addresses on them with the side effect warning:
" may cause happiness, hunger and...something else, i forget"
RMAN4443
8 years ago

60 lbs is a lot of personal consumption.. not that it can't be done I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

DrafterX wrote:


60#s.........that's one weekend Grateful Dead/Phish festival[bombed]
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