I ain't scurred of no FOGS.

Any fog want to trade me some well aged elitist sticks for a bunch of rocket dogs that are taking up space?
-noods

like I said Hank you got my vote ..but we need some more fogs to chime in.

Yep just goes to show, typically the FOG's got them dentures bumping at 100mph but now.... Umhumm scared and hiding under mama's left tit. Only a very few still had their balzz and chimed in.

Where is all that chit talking now ya old coots.


In the words of my favorite super villain Harley Quinn "Puzzies"

For the time being, I am taking the lead until an official donkey king is named. Duck and Cover old farts!

like a pig to the slaughter, a true noob of noobs shows up
run you fool!

I've done some thinking...you are welcome to refer to me as the donkey king, but I have officially taken the title of General of the Noob Militia. I'm cool with two titles. Either way, I plan on upholding the ideology of the donkey king in my new role as General


General Hank the Tank
NOOB MILITIA

All I can say is HAHAHA

Gummy, You know I can't run no more. Arse hole!

A true noob of noobs.. Dont judge me, I can be proud, Our gubment says I can. lmaooo

I agree......Hank and respect are two words I've never seen used together!![-(

Good stuff there ^^^^

Seems this has caused a big Sh=t sandwich Who do you noobs think would represent you best

Not Hank. The first rule of Donkey King 2018 is that you don’t campaign for Donkey King 2018. He’s no leader for this noob. I wouldn’t follow Hank out of a burning building.

My vote’s for Ewok.

I vote Ewok as well, if he wants it. He is a better man than me.

Thanks TZ I thought the old guard was making a selection. It's a true democracy when we can choose our representative amongst our peers.

As stated I choose Ewok as well.

Ewok would be a good candidate, or Yaro(YPETRYNA)........he has already successfully led last summer's OpFTH Cat Challenge, and on short notice.........don't know if he has the time or effort to expend, but he would be a good candidate also=d>

This is like some Game of Thrones chit...if you guys need a tie-breaker vote, let me know. I will be over in the corner watching. 🍺

wow, um thanks, but
1) wtf is a donkey king
2) why are people trying to be the donkey king
3) with me having a beard and a wierd name, im probably on a short list that wouldn't take kindly to me leading "bombings"

to me, and im young here so maybe i dont get it, but seems like we have a solid group of noobs that arent afraid to speak their minds. the meek need a donkey king to lead. we seem to fall more into the mute button category.

its a new day and age guys. if you wanna bomb old people, do it.
if you wanna be a cloud puffer like ewok do it
if you wanna pee while sitting down, by all means do it.

just be ready for the laughs we will have at your expense, you commie peter puffer (also cool to do that too)

but hey, if you still need a donkey king, i can be your huckleberry


PS - no one needs a doneky king

I have no idea what it is either, Yaro. It's not gonna bother me either way. That's why I leave it up to the noobs with more seasoning.

I wake up to find that evidently I didn't get the memo. WTF is going on here?

By just trying to put 2 and 2 together and figure out a few things. Some things you might want to consider

First: I am glad to see that I have made an impression of some sort. Not sure if it is the kind I should feel honored about but I do.

Second: Have the ones that have nominated me lost your ever loving minds? (I am a broke man guys, I can't remember when to eat or when I last took a bath and you guys think I am the guy to take on some sort of responsibility?) We have done seen what happens when one election goes like this lmaooo. Yes I really did crack myself up on that statement Frank,

Third: I think this one is very important, I have no idea what the position or responsibilities of being Donkey King is. From what I gather it has to do with guiding noobs, passing knowledge Helping with bombing runs etc. (We would be screwed on that one with me. Right now I am wearing 2 different colored socks and my underwear is on backwards... I don't even remember putting them on.)

Forth: Most important here. I do know Busa is very much respected here, Everyone is very excited when he pops in and seems to hate it when goes on sabbatical. Just by going on that alone, I am not worthy enough to walk 2 steps in that man's shoes. I am still trying to aspire to be of one like that.

Now with all that said, I am with Rick on this one. Yaro(YPETRYNA)........he has already successfully led last summer's OpFTH Cat Challenge, and on short notice.

The OpFTH is something that is very dear to my heart. I have family in the service and I know when these guys get to enjoy a cigar well, lets just say it's better to them than when a poor man gets to eat Prime Rib for the first time in ages. For him to do that alone earns him my respect and admiration.

YPETRYANA is straight up and honest, He tells it like it is with no BS. He speaks his mind, and I have yet to even come close to feeling like he has done anything for personal gain. His knowledge is vastly greater than mine. He is more qualified than I ever will be. That is my kind of leader.

Oh and last thing. He would be able to say all this chit without having to write a book. We all know I can't. 👍