frankj1
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8 years ago
yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank






Ewok126
8 years ago
Damn... Very nice indeed, Good luck finding the culprit brother. Well once you heal from the ass whipping.
victor809
8 years ago
Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue
Phil222
8 years ago

Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue

victor809 wrote:



Ha!
frankj1
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8 years ago

Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue

victor809 wrote:


would that have anything to do with the velcro strip and clothes pin?
jespear
8 years ago

yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank






frankj1 wrote:



NOT GUILTY, Frankie T ! 🤐

On a side note . . . That La Pluma is a damn fine cigar.
ypetryna
8 years ago
what you talking about Willis
danmdevries
8 years ago

y
an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.







frankj1 wrote:




I got a box in the mail with the wrong name, but correct address, with a one pound bag of Great Value brand uncooked white rice a couple weeks ago.
shaun341
8 years ago

yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank






frankj1 wrote:




I know who it is, and pretty funny swag too! The La Pluma is the key to it all. It most likely was not Jespear but he is right those La Pluma cigars are tasty.
Hank_The_Tank
8 years ago
Sounds like someone pinning this on the Noob Militia...I am the general...not the president...duh! Very nice hit though. Funny stuff!
jespear
8 years ago
Frankie T is like a genius . . . He'll figure it out eventually. :-"
NapalmMan67
8 years ago
The gentiles continue their assault of the Tripod. Oh my!
frankj1
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8 years ago

The gentiles continue their assault of the Tripod. Oh my!

NapalmMan67 wrote:


and just in time to celebrate Purim!
frankj1
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8 years ago

Frankie T is like a genius . . . He'll figure it out eventually. :-"

jespear wrote:


I'd eliminate mjtoal, no pop tart in the box, but he is very funny.

I'd suspect dpnewell's wife (HA!), but doubt (s)he's crossed paths with Hank yet.

hnixon is more about Cubans these days, and has no score to settle with me.

you (jespear) seem to have a viable alibi.

Shaun is a suspect, despite his post...who am I forgetting? So far it's Shaun...but if anything, I owe him from our past dealings.
hmmm
edin508
8 years ago
I approve this thread. Well done bomber man!
frankj1
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8 years ago

I approve this thread. Well done bomber man!

edin508 wrote:


and you are...?
edin508
8 years ago

and you are...?

frankj1 wrote:


Not from PA
jespear
8 years ago

Not from PA

edin508 wrote:



Good answer !
frankj1
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8 years ago
jespear
8 years ago

I'd eliminate mjtoal, no pop tart in the box, but he is very funny.

I'd suspect dpnewell's wife (HA!), but doubt (s)he's crossed paths with Hank yet.

hnixon is more about Cubans these days, and has no score to settle with me.

you (jespear) seem to have a viable alibi.
That's my story . . . and I'm stickin' to it !

Shaun is a suspect, despite his post...who am I forgetting? So far it's Shaun...but if anything, I owe him from our past dealings.
hmmm

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